FNRttC Friday Night Ride to the Coast - Southend on Sea June 29th - the Genteel Ride

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LMNH saw a pitiful bunch of losers spectacularly failing to shrug off their morbid fear of dehydration.
I have given up Slags for beer. Until I drank all the beer...and Slags tasted like lemonade!
In excess though, it is not a good thing, as this porter leaves your nose a bit congested and seemingly makes your head ring with marching music...a sort of 'Kernel bogey' effect.
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For reference, this is what a 'Slag' looks like - in case there is some confusion in the minds of others.

Agh damn! wrong link sorry - I meant this one:
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srw

It's a bit more complicated than that...
That Kernel was a spectacular beer - what Guinness really should taste like, but never does (except in Belgium, according to Greg). But at 6.5% I was never going to have more than one before lunch.
 
A week ago I was in Scotland. Seven days have passed and here I am with some of that great group and another great bunch of peeps at HPC at Midnight. I don't care what anybody says but an FNRttC without TC is incomplete. There is a space. Luckily this doesn't happen very often and I consoled myself that Cardiff/Swansea is only a week away so beersies will be saved for Swansea.

The weather forecast said the temperature would be above 15 degrees and there might be rain at 7am. The bumbag was back but I didn't bother with overshoes or a jacket. I arrived at HPC before DZ - hooray not late! The meetings and greetings were quite frankly, joyous. There were congratulatory comments, kisses and handshakes, hellos to peeps not seen for a while, cheers of enthusiasm for LonJog, appreciative comments about everyones' pics and Cycle Chat narrative. This was a great party and we were still at HPC.

There was an Ianmac62 - not just any Ianmac62 - but The Ianmac62. And no van.Hoorayyyyyy! Ian was back at being an FNRttCer and was fabulously back on his two Brompton wheels - without a suitcase or rucksack in sight (apart from Stuaffs and User1314s, obviously!) And not the only Brompton. This was the ride of the mini-wheel. Costume was essential. Adrian looked like he was a BMX King, Andrij roared from the 20s or was it the 40s on his Moulton, Stuart G was the city commuter, srw was in black tie, GregCollins wore a Kilt, Olav carried home made cake and AKA Bob was at home on his brommie (so to speak!) And Andrij should be banned for letting me try out his lovely Moulton leaving me with thoughts of n+1. As for Greg mentioning Dursley Pedersen, I darent even type it in Google. Or maybe I will......

The TECs and Wayfarers were introduced, Mr Davy Walnutwhips grinning all the way. It doesn't get much cheerier than that. We headed down to Parliament Square, along the Embankment east to Tower Bridge, Commercial Road and through to Dagenham. The mini-wheels were flying through, despite the southerly wind. Chit Chat all the way.

The tandem bombed past like a missile with Lady Julian and Charlotte delivering bad news about a crank. A snapped crank on a Brompton - AKA Bob's. Tim Hall inspected and concurred that nothing could be done, a bus was found and AKA Bob headed west. Extremely unlucky.

The rain tipped down in a fine mist format that leaves you soaked to the skin. But the chat went on, so fab to see those that LonJogged and those that didnt. I heard laughter, lots of it, all night long - some of it was mine - it was a unanimous FNRttC chorus of fun! It was great to compare LonJoG recovery notes, who had been cycling since last weekend, who hadn't, how we felt, what hurt, what a shock, did we really do it, did you really do it. It seems such a long time ago to us all. We marvelled at the ZigZag Mille Alba -even an attempt at it is outstanding - (1000 km in three days) which is a ridiculous distance and fantastic accomplishment. The FNRttCs always knock me sideways with the incredible attitude towards everyone else, even when some of the group are really strong, hardcore in fact supreme cyclists.

We arrived at the motorway services at J31 who provided service with a smile. The smile was a bit startled though, genuine I am sure but definitely startled! Incredibly GregCollins and Adrian were at the front of the queue. They were so stunned that they didn't really know what to do!

Snacks were served, consumed and savoured. An hour or so later the rain eased up, the sun began to rise - a red, red sky. We rode down country lanes, weaving our way east, laughing and chatting all the way to Bread and Cheese Hill. It is a hill. Not the only one, there is another one ahead of it but it didn't feel as bad as it might have done had it not been for Lon JoG.

There were waymarkers I recognised and some I didn't. There were smiles everywhere. Well, almost everywhere. Every time I asked Adrian if we was enjoying riding his Brompton the answer was always "No. I hate it. I have a bike that I would love to ride to Southend and it's not this one"!! Hilarious (for us at least!) Everyone else seemed happy. All the way up to and includingSouthend where the Rose Cafe have perfected efficient service of excellent breakfasts. Back up to the station, after I had been allowed a ride on Andrij's Moulton - that front suspension is incredible - I must desist I must desist..... We worked out our Groupsave and headed to Fenchurch Street where Adrian and TimO headed home, the rest of us to Look Mum No Hands for coffees and beersies. AKA Bob rejoined us, all cranked up and ready for beers, Dynamos and possibly more beers. Somehow I managed to stay awake and clock I was sitting next to someone called Carmen! That made us laugh (that's only funny against my name)! Other peeps that I met doing their first FNRttC were Claire, Tom and Matt. I hope they enjoyed it and that it is not their last.

As with all beersies afternoons after FNRttCs the sleepiness kicks in and it was time to give in. No more lovely cappuccinos (thank you for those, I love them) A few of us retrieved our bicycles and headed homewards. GregCollins and User13710 went to London Bridge. AKA Bob, Martin and I went to Victoria.

A bit odd to do only 61 miles in a day given the LonJog days - but a fabulous way to encourage by tired legs to get over themselves. How Zigzag and LouiseL cope with the lengths of rides they do is truly beyond me.

Thank you DZ and Susie - that was just fab!

I took some pics
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Mice
 

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wanda2010

Guru
Location
London
This ride was quite a laid-back affair for me after LonJog, which was just as well as I needed a nap whilst we waited for the rain to ease at the junction stop. It was an interesting route but I really must remember that 'flat' is not a word that exists for any of the rides :rolleyes:.

LMNH - Once again I was forced to accompany certain individuals for rehydration purposes. I really must learn to say no and mean it :whistle:
 

GrumpyGregry

Here for rides.
Simon arrived at platform 11. Took one look at what I wearing and gave me "The Look".
Not being a Scottishman bib shorts under a kilt make for a surprisingly comfy and warm ride.
Outbound, traffic lights, junctions, friendly drunks, friendly drivers "Is it for charity then?", the warm fug of a London summer night. Suddenly that landan is gone and we are in the wasteland heading east into a headwind, unadvertised. A fine rain begins to fall and the word "Services" starts to appear on the road signs. Surely this cannot be the half way stop? The rain falls. Indeed this is our coffee stop. The legs are disbelieving. Coffee, and first in the queue, a Fridays first for me. Surly resentment being the customer service mode of choice. A failure to find a brake noodle in the magic box and I know there are three in the shed at home, a sample of whisky and a sample of whiskey, one vowel makes all the difference. Watching the rain, staring in shock at the bso, wondering where Titus has gone, coveting a tandem for the second time in a week, someone in heaven flicks a switch and it's light and the rain has gone.

We're off, chatting to Tim O and Olaf. We notice again the Big Michael's bike needs to be fixed, as even though it isn't broken, it is. We keep passing a strange wizened old man, dressed like a teenager, riding a white Brompton, and no matter how fast we go he is always waiting for us in the next layby. Later he can be heard calling "Hilly, Simon, hilly!" The joys of a ss brommie. Is this Cheese and Ham? Stuart points wearily at the pub. A chat with User aboard his Danish bacon slicer. Lovely hubs. Essex's dumbest cycle lanes, the view of a refinery ruined by ruins, round the corner and the drizzle starts. A quick catch up with Rimas on his trip to Scottishland, I discount everything he says about the difficulty of the exploit as he is superhuman. The 'lafster and I gun it down the seafront, tiny wheels spinning not quite flat out but not far off surely. Outside The Rose Olaf makes a tactical blunder and suggests to Charlie a competition to see who can fold a Brommie fastest. Whilst they agree terms I've folded Rhubarb and am walking through the door. First in, no lockage=no faffage=first to order breakfast, another Fridays first for me.

I may have rested my eyes. Double English, no beans, no toms. Dominick drinks tea somewhere and rules this out of order across the ether. The SMRbtH crew depart. Groupsave alliances best struck in the queue at the station, we depart, no bikes to worry about, only luggage. This origami stuff could catch on. I may have rested my eyes some more. Fenchurch Street. The Decision must be made. The lovely Helen or beer. Sorry my angel the beer won. LMNH's is gained by merely chanting 'hole, glass, bump' over and over again like a two wheeled mantra.

Chocolate shake, a flat white, and a danish for second breakfast. Slag. Kernel. And then some more Kernel for afters. The splendid company of Carmen Miranda Steven Titus (Sturdy chaps and Brompton cranksets don't mix - I've went there twice with my first B which is why, in part, Rhubarb got modded) Julian, Charlotte, User10571, Martin, Simon, Susie and everyone whose names I've forgotten or never knew. Memories of Lonjog, and hopes for the future, shared. We decide to leave. The Big Fella explains we've got our wires crossed. We decide to stay. Kernel Porter makes a comeback. Oh. Dear. God. I'm. Drunk. Again.

The black stuff is grand, a black kilt grander, a black cab grandest of all, and Jenny and I pour ourselves pile into one and a few minutes later we are at Victoria, and homeward bound. I rested my eyes AND woke up just as the train divides at Horsham, in time to make an exit. 100 metres of weaving later; Home. Where my heart is. Legs saying "Is that it? 55 miles, call that a bike ride?" It won't last.

The Fridays. I'm blessed to be a tiny part of it. Such lovely people. Such interesting people. So easy to be with. The cycling is just an excuse to hang out with 'em really.
 

StuAff

Silencing his legs regularly
Location
Portsmouth
Oh, and yeah first ton :smile: yay!
Nice one Chris! Back on the December one my time back to Waterloo was 3:39, but those conditions were a bit more favourable. Didn't like the headwind back from Fenchurch Street, let alone 45 miles in it...
 

Tim Hall

Guest
Location
Crawley
Short and ever so sweet, wasn't it. No visitations to deal with, as far as I can tell. Titus' chainset proved terminal, although at first he thought it was a case of the hub gears giving up the ghost. Given that the symptoms were press pedal and get no drive that's entirely understandable. When the real cause was found, we took the crank off, more for having something to do really, but in the vain hope that it could be fixed. No chance.

Titus was waved a fond farewell, and we jumped onto the Walnuts' Express to get back with the bunch. And promptly unshipped the chain. Bum. Then with the chain back on, going at full chat, I hit a small, but deadly deep and sharp, pothole. Spang! Tyre stayed up, but I couldn't use the front brake as later inspection showed I'd put a ding in the (worn) rim. One brake, two well nourished adults and a heavy tandem. What could possibly go wrong?

Helped Stood around getting in the way while Charlotte carried out a slight modification to a pair of forks. Watched the Thurrock rain. Presumably our longer stop at J31 meant we were denied the joys of a lecture on socialist architecture. Ah well. Breakfast was inhaled and off to the station where we buddied up with Big Michael and Zee.

A few snaps here
 
Short and ever so sweet, wasn't it. No visitations to deal with, as far as I can tell. Titus' chainset proved terminal, although at first he thought it was a case of the hub gears giving up the ghost. Given that the symptoms were press pedal and get no drive that's entirely understandable. When the real cause was found, we took the crank off, more for having something to do really, but in the vain hope that it could be fixed. No chance.

Titus was waved a fond farewell, and we jumped onto the Walnuts' Express to get back with the bunch. And promptly unshipped the chain. Bum. Then with the chain back on, going at full chat, I hit a small, but deadly deep and sharp, pothole. Spang! Tyre stayed up, but I couldn't use the front brake as later inspection showed I'd put a ding in the (worn) rim. One brake, two well nourished adults and a heavy tandem. What could possibly go wrong?

Helped Stood around getting in the way while Charlotte carried out a slight modification to a pair of forks. Watched the Thurrock rain. Presumably our longer stop at J31 meant we were denied the joys of a lecture on socialist architecture. Ah well. Breakfast was inhaled and off to the station where we buddied up with Big Michael and Zee.

A few snaps here

Your pics are truly stunning. Shame about your sense of humour tho' :laugh:

Mice (laughing so loudly that the neighbours may complain!)
 

PlaceOfSaints

Active Member
Location
London
Well thank you everyone for another fantastic ride. I enjoyed myself more then words can express. Great to spend the night with old friends and new, sharing conversations as wildly diverse as they are fun. Big thank you to the Wayfinders and TECs and of course our Brother Leader Simon.

Here is a quick video of the night hope you like it:-


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bCr4Weq7Us&feature=plcp
 
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