Thanks as always for the organisation Simon. That was an enjoyable ride. Warm, dry, I had time to chat to new people (immense kudos to Caroline for completing on that bike and in jeans!
). Other people will tell the story of the ride better than I.
The story of the return is another tale however. Claudine, Adrian, User I hold you primarily responsible for not pinning me down and forcing lager into me.
Davywalnuts was moaning about the hills before we'd got out of Whitstable. He moaned so much I managed to miss the turnoff for the road up to the A2 so instead we had a nice little run to Canterbury where we did pick up the very busy part of the A2. This added a few more hills, more moaning (or were we on to whining by now Davy?) Davy he then had a bad mechanical which he managed to fix and we eventually made it to the roundabout where the A2 joins the M2 so our road got a lot quieter and better behaved. We did up the pace quite a bit and made good time to Sittingbourne (I think) and Tesco. Suitably replenished we set off again. Davy became curious about my wellbeing ("You are going to blow up soon aren't you?"). We had a bit of a wander around Rochester (why can't Kent towns get their one way systems sorted? Rochester, Maidstone, Ashford, I've been lost in all of them!).
I was getting desperate for home by now and Davy was getting tired so we agreed to go our separate ways and I pushed on. (I'm always scared that pushing on will result in the kind of mechanical that allowed the pushed-on'd to pass you with smug grins). I had another tour of some godforsaken town, I think it was Northfleet before hitting the home straight at Dartford.
139 miles for me with a low average but a lot of fun. My plan of being home by noon changed into an achievable and achieved plan of being home by 3.30!!!
Edit: Just in case anyone took this too seriously, it isn't. Davy is always a joy to ride with. Davy, I just noticed the route I gave you goes through Woolwich, Thamesmead and Moss Side. I'm sorry. It was an accident.
P.S. I must be nearing the rank of Mouseketeer by now? Fleaketeer??