Full English Breakfast - with one egg

[Levo-Lon]

Hands up those who now want a good scoff...bloody brekkie teaser thread

 

[Brandane]

Hands up those who now want a good scoff...bloody brekkie teaser thread

Yep; it's not even 7am here so I know where I'm heading shortly!

 

[ComedyPilot]

Sod that, give me low fat granola with soya milk and a glass of Perrier......

 

[stephec]

This breakfast layout could be deemed unacceptable on bean/yolk proximity grounds. @User might have an opinion.

You're quite right.

I had a Little Thief breakfast a few years ago, and asked for it without beans, so when it turned up with beans I reminded them of my original request. The waitress went away and returned with the same plate, it had a big streak of sauce on it where she'd just scraped the beans off.

 

[raleighnut]

Point of order - the empire was BRITISH, not ENGLISH .
Next time ask for a full SCOTTISH breakfast and you'll get your two eggs!

And square sausage

 

[Brandane]

I just googled it and it seems like a 50/50 split, 1 egg or 2

Beans OR mushrooms, not both!

 

[MontyVeda]

One sausage missing, one egg missing, no fried bread and one tomato too many.

and the sausage(s) should be used a barrier between the beans and the egg... beans on egg is just wrong.... and that hash brown can go back on the vegi/vegan breakfast where it belongs, or in the bin.

 

[stephec]

Serious breakfast is a very strong espresso - well that's what Inspector Montalbano has.

So Mort is partially right.

A full English, followed by a large espresso is the king of breakfasts.

That's the best thing about Premier Inns, attack the buffet, then help yourself to the Costa machine.

 

[MontyVeda]

And square sausage

last time i was in Glasgow, having breakfast in a cafe in the Battlefield area, I was served the sin of all sausage sins... one sausage, sliced lengthways in a feeble attempt to give the illusion of two sausages... it disappoints on so many levels.

 

[Levo-Lon]

Sod that, give me low fat granola with soya milk and a glass of Perrier......

That's just plain greedy ,you need to look after yourself..

 

[MontyVeda]

Beans OR mushrooms, not both!

and a poached egg (or two), placed on the friend bread, not on the plate.

 

[PeteXXX]

I once (and only once!) went to IKEA in Birmingham. I was dragged there kicking and screaming by Mrs XXX and a friend of hers. After an hour or so of not buying anything, we went for a 'breakfast'.
They served it with NO EGGS!! Apparently, they couldn't sell a fried egg due to Elf 'n Safety regulations in case we got Salmonella or summat.
WAFLOOB

This morning, for the first time in ages, I had a cooked brekkie.
2 eggs, 2 rashers, loads of mushrooms, beans, fresh tomato and toast. The only fried thing in my fry-up were the eggs. Everything else was done under the grill. (not the beans, obviously.. they were heated up in a small pan)

 

[EltonFrog]

You've got to have beans, mushrooms and tomatoes on the full English. Three of your five-a-day. Sorted!

 

[nickyboy]

places where you are surrounded by wall to wall perspex hatches, put your money in a slot and voila

Sounds like something you're likely to find in Amsterdam

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Anyway, take your full English and shove it . I am currently across the pond and here is what I had for breakfast yesterday. Served on a sizzling hotplate with endless coffee;

No artistic merit whatsoever.