Giro d'Italia 2015 *spoilers*

[tug benson]

Bertie goes...for some reason

 

[rich p]

Katusha ride Canyons, don't they?

Zakarin, saccharine, sugar cube. Sorry Smutch!

 

[smutchin]

Would you like your coat, rich?

 

[HF2300]

Zakarin, saccharine, sugar cube. Sorry Smutch!

Good to see you're on form, Rich.

 

[rich p]

Good to see you're on form, Rich.

Still can't pick a winner though!
p.s. I blame @Crackle for starting it!

 

[Crackle]

Still can't pick a winner though!
p.s. I blame @Crackle for starting it!

Yeah but you got it, whereas it parted Smutch's syrup.

Has the race started yet or must we do more punnery?

 

[Crackle]

Does this Giro mark the return to form of Betancur. He's making a strong case for Le Tour so far. Although no one might be able to find him come July.

 

[rich p]

It's hard to say - he's only aiming for stage wins so can sit back on stages he isn't targeting but it's not certain that he'd be able to sustain a GC challenge for 3 weeks.

 

[rich p]

He looks like he's laid off the enchiladas though

 

[Crackle]

Another excellent insight from the Secret Pro

http://cyclingtips.com.au/2015/05/the-secret-pro-aru-vs-henderson-the-giro-and-more/

 

[dragon72]

Zakarin, saccharine, sugar cube. Sorry Smutch!

I thought it might end in a molass sprint

 

[rich p]

I thought it might end in a molass sprint

That's suitably excruciating but I won't give it a 'like', as part 'a me thinks it's too contrived

 

[tug benson]

and the crashes come when the rain comes

 

[tug benson]

Crazy descent there

 

[smutchin]

That's suitably excruciating but I won't give it a 'like', as part 'a me thinks it's too contrived

At least it's unsubtle enough for me to be able to recognise it as a pun.