Give me some dialogue from your day

[gbb]

Shopping in Asda, usual day, see the usual.people, one guy i always remember because he looks remarkably like a former neighbour .. but I've never spoken to this fella in Asda...and yet there's something familiar ?

We happened across each other in an aisle and he said something , small talk ensued and I said something about a former workplace...Salvesens. His face lit up...
'Aha, i knew I'd seen you somewhere, I'm Austin, i used to work in the fish factory'

'Bloody hell, that must be 30 years ago !!!'

A nice reminiscence followed between us, always nice to meet people from years ago, it was a good friendly place to work.

 

[Chris S]

A man was waiting in a hotel lobby. His wife walked in and asked him how she looked. He said, "Beautiful my dear, it must have taken you ages."

 

[wiggydiggy]

A friend has new neighbours, their neighbour on the other side phoned them to gossip about the new neighbours and the other side neighbour said "At least they're not European" 🌍

I have no idea what that means?

 

[wiggydiggy]

"Mother Teresa was the biggest daffodil going"

In a pub, Leeds, they're on about Iran now. Was hoping for a band tonight but these plonkers are better.