Give me some dialogue from your day

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GrasB

GrasB

Veteran
Location
Nr Cambridge
Better Half: (¿pretends to? miss hear an artist friend saying she would lend me her precious metal work tools) Care to rephrase that before I beat you senseless!:ninja:
Female Artist Friend: Er.... :sweat:
Me: That's taking things a little far? :eek:
BH: NO! :cursing:
FAF & Me: :eek:
Me: Hun, why don't we go home.
BH: :giggle: you thought I was serious?! :rofl:
Me & FAF: YES!
 
Andrew_Culture

Andrew_Culture

Internet Marketing bod
Location
The People's Republic Of Suffolk.
threebikesmcginty said:
That's one scatalogical kid you've got there!
Click to expand...

Just like her dad!
 
gbb

gbb

Legendary Member
Location
Peterborough
Bleary eyed me to the wife....
'Ok, I've decided you can get up at five next week and walk the dog, empty the dishwasher and make the tea....and I will have a lie in till 5.30 :thumbsup:' (Our routine for the last 20 years reversed )
wife...
'ok..'
me..
:thumbsup:
wife...
'and you can make the meals, clean up..blah blah blah...:laugh:'
me...
:ohmy::tongue::laugh:
 
simon the viking

simon the viking

Guru
Me (to customer): Are you aware you have parked the wrong way on a way street?

Customer: Yes..... Have you got a........

Also Note the said one way street is also pedestriansied to all but blue badge holders
 
Doseone

Doseone

Guru
Location
Brecon
From yesterday.....

British Army Soldier to me. I'm using a real SA80:

"There's one in the bushes over there on the ridgeline..........good shot, I think you killed him".
 
GrasB

GrasB

Veteran
Location
Nr Cambridge
colleague: you know those servers we ordered last week?
me: yeah?
c: they've arrived
m: have fun!
c: aren't you going to help?
m: nope. occ-health said light duties & absolutely no lifting
c: git
m: yeah you stack em & rack em. I'll find a brick wall to bang my head against
c: hu?
m: I'll get all the headaches out the way first
c: har har :rolleyes:
m: well I've got the pain killers :laugh:
 
Lanzecki

Lanzecki

Über Member
Location
A Boreen, Ireland
Me : "It's Broken"
Customer : "How do you know, you havn't looked at it"
Me : "You dropped it (computer) from a 6 foot loading bay onto concrete. trust me, it's a write off"
Customer : "Is there nothing you can do?"
Me : "Well I could repair it. The hours and parts would cost more then a brand new computer. Therefore it's a write off"
Customer : "Well, can you give me a quote to repair it"
Me : "Yes, but it's chargable"
Customer : "Umm, only if I get it repaired I assume?"

Soon to be an ex-customer. He decided to save a few euro by moving all his computers with his staff.
 
subaqua

subaqua

What’s the point
Location
Leytonstone
me -hello, hello, can you hear me. I'm going to call an ambulance if you don't respond mate.

999 operator -hello what emergency service do you require

me ambulance please ,

999 -hello London ambulance service

me Hello I have an unconscious but breathing male approx 40 yrs old

999 where are you

me -outside Leyton underground station.


this isn't a rant at anybody but of all the cars that went past only 1 stopped to offer any assistance, all the others just drove past . I had seen the guy lying in the road and turned round and gone back to help. I made sure his airway was open and stayed with him till LAS took over.
I need to offload as am currently running that rollercoaster that I knew would arrive and talking to friends helps.
 
welsh dragon

welsh dragon

Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Well done for stopping and trying to help. So many others would not and did not stop. The gentleman was lucky that you passed. Give yourself a pat on the back. You deserve it.
 
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