Give me some dialogue from your day

[Lullabelle]

Yesterday we were in M&S and there was an announcement over the tannoy
Announcer: can the owner of a black BMW registration number....
Me: tny pns

 

[Ganymede]

Me and Mr G watching Match of the Day.

Norwich are getting relegated.

Mr G: Delia's going down!!!!!!

Me:

 

[jhawk]

After the umpteenth time of someone knocking our door, asking if A) We do taxes (A company used to be located here that did taxes), or B) Whether we do "dee computers, dere la..." Because there's a PC repair place in town, that's owned by a guy named Dwayne... Dad finally lost it.

"WE SHOULD PUT A BIG SIGN OUTSIDE THAT SAYS: "NO. WE DON'T DO TAXES, AND MY NAME'S NOT DWAYNE - NOW F*CK OFF!"

"Not having a good day, Pops?"...

 

[Crackle]

"Inside it was all like Ikea...but the curtains..."

 

[postman]

This morning i left the kitchen at Church and went to talk with the Pensioners.
Ladies and Gentlemen,you were expecting Chicken Casserole today for lunch
Well there has been a slight change in the menu.You are having Fish,well actually Whale steaks.
then myself and my two mates,broke into song

The famous Dame Vera Lynn song,
Whale meat again.

They loved it,they clapped us,brilliant is Day Care i love every other Weds.I am a volunteer not a guest,not yet anyway.

 

[gbb]

At work, my young colleague and I discuss anything and everything...
He suddenly looked up and said..
'Hey, you know in the old days ?......'
And before he went any further I cut in....
..'FFS, dont say...'when you were young'...
He burst out laughing...
'Yebbut, you're the same age as my dad '

Thats the first time anyones ever said that to me

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

At work, my young colleague and I discuss anything and everything...
He suddenly looked up and said..
'Hey, you know in the old days ?......'
And before he went any further I cut in....
..'FFS, dont say...'when you were young'...
He burst out laughing...
'Yebbut, you're the same age as my dad '

Thats the first time anyones ever said that to me

at least he settled for dad and not grandad!

 

[GrasB]

Person 1: Well that was a failure then
Person 2: You've just found out that being a big fish in a little pond is no substitute for living the ocean.
Person 1:
Person 2: *pause* Here be sharks.
Person 1:

 

[Lullabelle]

I haven't spoken to anyone today

 

[jhawk]

I haven't spoken to anyone today

Hi, Lullabelle.

 

[Lullabelle]

Hi, Lullabelle.

Hi jhawk

 

[jhawk]

Hi jhawk

How are you today?

Edit: BTW, does this count as "Giving you some dialogue from my day"?

 

[Lullabelle]

How are you today?

Edit: BTW, does this count as "Giving you some dialogue from my day"?

Not bad thanks, how are you?

This does count

 

[jhawk]

Not bad thanks, how are you?

This does count

I'm just grand, thanks! Just trying to find some adventure travel magazines to write for! Tedious work!

 

[perplexed]

Me: Shall I have my tea now?

Me: No, wait a bit you greedy get...