Got fired from my job today.

[TheDoctor]

I worked at the local ice rink before it went into liquidation. It was the financial meltdown...

I'm so sorry.

*gets coat*

 

[Speicher]

I used to be a physiotherapist, but I ran out of patients.

 

[661-Pete]

Wasn't there that guy who worked as a Lego salesman, and got the sack? He claimed it was constructive dismissal.

(*I'll pass you all your coats while I'm getting mine*)

 

[Speicher]

What about the Hot Air Balloon pilot who fell out with his boss?

 

[iAmiAdam]

Hope you suck seed at finding a new job.

I didn't come with a coat.

 

[Norm]

Wasn't there that guy who worked as a Lego salesman, and got the sack? He claimed it was constructive dismissal.

Seriously (for a moment), I went for a job with Meccano a few years ago. We were discussing terms and they said the job came with a company car.

Apparently I was the first person to ask what kit number the car was so I could look it up when I got home.

Back to the jokes...

 

[wafflycat]

I did work in a pet shop but got caught with my hand in the trill.

Did you tweet that?

 

[Cubist]

I don't go to my local pet shop anymore, not since I went in and asked whether he had a Manx Cat, and he said "No, but I can make you one."

 

[Slowgrind]

I lost my job at the paper shop earlier this week,
when it blew away!!!

 

[meenaghman]

Our lumberjack company went bust today. I lost my job along with the other three fellas.

 

[oliglynn]

My missus got sacked from her job as a dinnerlady today, for an act of gravy misconduct.

 

[meenaghman]

The local hairdresser has lost her job due to cutbacks. The bouncy castle man has indicated inflation is a problem. Meanwhile there's rumours the miniature railway is to downsize.

 

[tyred]

I used to be a GP but all my patients died.

 

[Speicher]

I used to be a physiotherapist, but I ran out of patients.

I used to be a GP but all my patients died.

 

[ChrisKH]

Even more seriously, I used to work for Matchbox Toys many years ago, where I got promoted to the accounts department which was in the early days before computers and calculators. I went on long term sick leave with chronic constipation & IBS but got sacked when I hit the IT manager who suggested I work it out with a pencil.

Coat on. Out door.