Got fired from my job today.

[TVC]

I used to work at a porcelain factory making toilets, but the company went down the pan.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I used to work at a porcelain factory making toilets, but the company went down the pan.

I worked there too, when I was in the first flush of youth.

 

[Fnaar]

I worked there too, but I became a hardline communist and decided to smash the cistern

 

[Archie_tect]

Worked for Dunlop but re-tyred.

 

[Archie_tect]

Worked for a mattress testing company but got fired for sleeping on the job in the depression.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I used to work at a porcelain factory making toilets, but the company went down the pan.

I worked on the loo seats, until I got pissed off

 

[Speicher]

They drove you round the bend.

 

[Archie_tect]

Worked for Easy-jet in the early days but left 'cos it looked like they were going bust.... but then they took off.

 

[Archie_tect]

Worked for our local radio but walked out during negotiations over staff redundancies overhearing the manager whisper, "Quick, get a replacement, Mike's off".

 

[slowmotion]

They drove you round the bend.

...yeah, it was a crap job....

 

[Norm]

...yeah, it was a crap job....

Are you taking the piss?

 

[slowmotion]

Are you taking the piss?

Nah.. not at all...there was the first flush of success and then it all went down the pan...

 

[Fnaar]

I was an undertaker once. Now my career is in ashes.
I was an archaeologist too. Now my career is in ruins.
These are probably repeats by now...

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I used to be a greyhound trainer - now my career has gone to the dogs.

Groan, etc...

 

[Fnaar]

I was once a top city financier, but I had a lot of bad luck, ended up on the dole and had to take any job that came my way. Ended up as a limbo dancer, which is about as low as it gets.