jonny jeez
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- Chislehurst, Kent, UK
[QUOTE 3483229, member: 45"]Me: Small tea please.
Starbucks boy: Tall tea?
Me: No. Small tea please.
Him: Tall?
Me: No. Small.
Him: Tall.
Me: Just give me the smallest tea that you do.
Him: That'll be a tall tea.
Idiots. The lot of them.[/QUOTE]
That one works both ways....to my shame I spent the best part of two years ordering a medium coffee with extra milk at the coffee house in my building at work. Every time the polite barista replied "latte" and every time, with a sigh and a roll of my eyes I replied, no just a medium coffee with extra milk please.
Until a mate who came with me once looked at me and said, that is a Latte numpty...I though Latte was a syrup.
I was very apologetic and the Barista was equally forgiving and on every subsequent visit would just ask "usual?"
I've now moved on to an Americano, without milk.
Starbucks boy: Tall tea?
Me: No. Small tea please.
Him: Tall?
Me: No. Small.
Him: Tall.
Me: Just give me the smallest tea that you do.
Him: That'll be a tall tea.
Idiots. The lot of them.[/QUOTE]
That one works both ways....to my shame I spent the best part of two years ordering a medium coffee with extra milk at the coffee house in my building at work. Every time the polite barista replied "latte" and every time, with a sigh and a roll of my eyes I replied, no just a medium coffee with extra milk please.
Until a mate who came with me once looked at me and said, that is a Latte numpty...I though Latte was a syrup.
I was very apologetic and the Barista was equally forgiving and on every subsequent visit would just ask "usual?"
I've now moved on to an Americano, without milk.