-"You need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming peanut be a father"
-"I blew Jack shoot...
....Name dropper"
-"Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
- "If you ever disrespect my wife again, I will end you. I will ****ing end you. You got that, chief?"
-"Every night there is a show with somebody shining a little blue light and finding tiny specks of blood splattered on carpets and walls and ceiling fans, bathroom fixtures and special-edition plastic Burger King tray cups. The next thing they show is some stupid redneck in handcuffs who looks absolutely stunned that this is happening to him. Sometimes the redneck is actually WATCHING the Discovery Channel when they break in to arrest him. And he still can't figure out how on earth they could've caught him! "
and from the same movie:
-"It's just black people demeaning other black people, using that word over and over. You ever hear white people callin' each other "honky" all the time? "Hey, honky, how's work?" "Not bad, cracker, we're diversifying!"
Absolutley anything from the life of brian:
"Blessed are the meek..."
"Frow him to the ground..."
"Call me big nose one more time and I'll take you to the ****ing cleaners..."
"How shall we **** off, O Lord?..."
I could go on and on
