Great one-liners from the movies

[swee'pea99]

Hey...nice beaver.

 

[Vidor06]

'Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.'

Pulp Fiction again

 

[Rebel Ian]

So many from the original Italian Job......

Mr Bridger as Charlie Croker is leaving prison............."I hope he likes spaghetti. They serve it four times a day in Italian prisons."

Adrian (the tailor) to Charlie Croker when fitting him for a new suit......"I don't want to be rude, Charles, but times have changed." "Adrian, when I went in that was all the go." "What did you do? Life?!"

 

[itchyrider]

"When the milk taste's kinda sour, i'm not the pussy to drink it!"

Human Traffic.

 

[Slowgrind]

ABSOLUTE SHOWER!!!

 

[benb]

"When the milk taste's kinda sour, i'm not the pussy to drink it!"

Human Traffic.

Lock, Stock, and two Smoking Barrels I think you'll find.

 

[oliglynn]

"If it bleeds we can kill it"

Arnie, Predator

 

[slowmotion]

"Unpack the snowshoes!"

The Day after Tomorrow ( utterly fabulous tosh )

 

[TVC]

Another one from TV

Red Dwarf
Rimmer: 'Step up to red alert'

Kryten: 'Sir are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb'

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa_gZ_7sdZg

 

[Ste T.]

" I'll be back"

" I need your boots, your clothes and your motocycle"

" Come with me if you want to live"


Terminator 1&2

 

[Mattie]

There are two kinds of spurs my friend, those that come through the door, and those that come through the window.

Tuco in the Good the Bad and the Ugly

 

[Arch]

"I'll have what she's having..."

The restaurant scene in When Harry Met Sally....

 

[dragon72]

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it!

 

[Ste T.]

"Dennis... You could have asked."

" I did. She said yes"

Out of Africa

 

[dragon72]

"So what would you do? If you had a million bucks."
"I'll tell you what I'd do. Two chicks at the same time"