Have you ever....?

[welsh dragon]

Eww. Some of you lot are disgusting. Funny, but disgusting.

 

[Ian H]

Mucho kudos if you managed it whilst riding a fixie

Somewhere you can find a podcast or similar of the legendary George (Mr McNasty) Berwick in conversation on Scottish radio. The interviewer asked George about his (still current) Scottish 24hr record. George answered that he was really going for it that day, and didn't even stop to pee... which was, he said, quite difficult on a fixed-wheel.

 

[Ian H]

I was in full flow, still astride the bike, in a country lane. I heard a car coming up behind me. It slowed, stopped. Two elderly women started asking me for directions.

 

[Salar]

Here's Gary............

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2n1lgc

 

[Vapin' Joe]

A particularly obnoxious guy I once worked with was slung out of his bedsit. Before he left he crapped in a shoe box and put it in the wardrobe, leaving it behind as a farewell present.

 

[KnackeredBike]

I was in full flow, still astride the bike, in a country lane. I heard a car coming up behind me. It slowed, stopped. Two elderly women started asking me for directions.

The "directions" were probably a decoy. Elderly women don't get huge amounts of excitement.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Hello old boy..... @Fab Foodie . I think we're missing your delicate contribution. old bangers run....

After the watershed dear boy ;-)

 

[Ian H]

The "directions" were probably a decoy. Elderly women don't get huge amounts of excitement.

I'm not sure I'm that exciting.

 

[PeteXXX]

Similar to my OP, but t'other end of the body.
Many moons ago, I had picked up food poisoning, from a dodgy cafe, and was feeling exceedingly queasy as I drove round the south Derby ring road. I was about to be sick so pulled to the side of the road and clambered rapidly over to the passenger side of the truck and quickly wound down the window (yes, vehicle windows used to be manually operated!)

A youngish couple walked over towards me thinking I'd stopped to ask for directions..
Luckily, they had good reactions as the inevitable happened and leapt out of the way!!

 

[captain nemo1701]

Now that the nights are getting lighter, I'm making sure I'm well 'empty' before I hit the cycle path home. I used to get a few hundred yards from my street on the access ramp to the Railway Path when my bladder would insist I pee. And of course, within nanoseconds of starting, some cyclist with a 5 billion lumens light would come riding towards me in full flow....