Hit by a dead fish...

[graham56]

Turtle waste of time

 

[Noodley]

I was beginning to think I'd haddock with this one, and it would never come to anything.

 

[Fab Foodie]

I was beginning to think I'd haddock with this one, and it would never come to anything.

Let the Scales of justice do their work and Eel never do it to another Sole ever again...

 

[Aperitif]

This thread is orfe full - I'm pleased I was away when...yes yes, so were you...mutter mutter

 

[Noodley]

This thread is orfe full...

It's Brill news.

 

[Aperitif]

Looking at it from your angle, maybe - from mine, I would say whelk I'm back...

 

[just jim]

I think you've made a rod for your own back with this one.

 

[montage]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvz86Gvz53I


Was your inccident anything like this?

 

[tdr1nka]

Glad to hear the urchin will be up in front of a judge at last!
It might just put the shrimp in his plaice!

 

[Noodley]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvz86Gvz53I


Was your inccident anything like this?

Apart from the naked bit and me not having a fish to fight back with...and me being on a bike...yes.

 

[graham56]

Apart from the naked bit and me not having a fish to fight back with...and me being on a bike...yes.

"Are you quite sure about that Mr Noodley", asks the defence lawyer.

 

[Aperitif]

Urchin? More as sole suspect in the dock.

 

[tdr1nka]

Let us not forget the idiot only hit Noodley to compensate for not having a very big winkle.

 

[buggi]

i think you should have used some muscle and lob[ster]ed it back!

 

[TheDoctor]

Never seen so many balf-haked puns.