How can you tell if you're a snob?

[ebikeerwidnes]

Only thing I can think of that makes me borderline snob is, I don't think I've ever bought anything secondhand and these days, I don't think I can be bothered with the hassle of selling anything secondhand either... I'd rather just give stuff to charities.

Yup - we do that
we try to give it to family first - if not then it goes to charity is they will have it

or Freecycle - but that seems to be on its way out and replaced by Faceache judging by the number of responses from it

 

[Moon bunny]

Well, I'm so posh that when I visit my brother, I ask for a private room, the public visiting rooms are so noisy in that prison.

 

[Hover Fly]

I own land on a Scottish island.
If you buy a bottle of Laphroaig, you get a certificate to a square foot of land on Islay. Of course, it could the the same square foot over and over, I wouldn't know...

The down side is you also have a bottle of Laphroaig.

 

[raleighnut]

The down side is you also have a bottle of Laphroaig.

My favourite Whisky, the one at Criggy last year lasted nearly 2 days

 

[Drago]

The only alcoholic drink I miss is Laphroaig.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

The only alcoholic drink I miss is Laphroaig.

That is about the only whiskey I would not want again!
I mean - I finished the bottle but there are nicer ones

 

[Jameshow]

If you think alloy wheel are so yesterday - your a snob....

If you think saddle bags are the only tool storage possible - Your an inverse snob!

 

[wiggydiggy]

If you won't drink in a Greggs pub, I'd call you a snob

https://www.thecaterer.com/news/greggs-to-open-the-golden-flake-tavern-pub-this-weekend

 

[Fergs]

[adjusts monocle and peers at screen]
Merciful heavens, was this thread initiated with … an invitation to vote?!! Scandalous!

[cocks top hat to a pugnacious angle] Emancipating the lower orders with this ‘voting’ tomfoolery was a nonsense and an outrage.

I’ll have you know I’m a snob by hereditary right!

 

[TheDoctor]

The down side is you also have a bottle of Laphroaig.

*angry Scottish noises*

 

[Ming the Merciless]

If you won't drink in a Greggs pub, I'd call you a snob

https://www.thecaterer.com/news/greggs-to-open-the-golden-flake-tavern-pub-this-weekend

A mate went in a Greggs pub. He came out looking a bit pasty

 

[Ming the Merciless]

*angry Scottish noises*

Didn’t know you played the bag pipes

 

[tyred]

The only alcoholic drink I miss is Laphroaig.

It's acceptable if you've run out of Irish whiskey...

 

[Baldy]

The down side is you also have a bottle of Laphroaig.

You could just use it to clean the old oil and muck of your chain. Saves splashing out on white sprite.

 

[Seevio]

Aye laddie, I've got one of those. If you attend jn person you can demand a free dram.

Its a good way of avoiding compulsory purchase - imagine the costs of identifying and commencing legal proceedings against hundreds of thousands of owners per acre!

Sadly the land registry does not recognise such small land holdings. The whole "owning" 1 square foot has no legal basis. That's just a pleb thing.