How can you tell if you're a snob?

[Mad Doug Biker]

Everybody who has a car worth less than yours is obviously a looser.

Can they ever get tighter again, or do they just go looser and looser? 🤣

those with a car that costs more than yours is obviously an idiot for wasting so much on a depreciating asset.

Having a car in the first place though; How utterly beastly!!

works on watches, bicycles,

Well, that's half this forum bummed then, isn't it? 🤣

dogs

Just get a rescue and have a grateful soul living with you instead.
That trumps all snobbery and the small Canine sleeping next to me currently will wholeheartedly agree! 😍

Furthermore:

wives, etcetera, etcetera etcetera…

Unlike dogs, I cannot really comment! 🤣

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

That is about the only whiskey I would not want again!
I mean - I finished the bottle but there are nicer ones

Whisky spelled with an 'e' is Irish, so I doubt you have much risk of drinking 'Irish' Laphroaig any time soon.