How do you get ahead?

[deanE]

Seeing as Mark Cavendish owes his success to Head and Shoulders shampoo, at least according to recent TV advert, what tips have you got to supeseed the go faster tape?

 

[asterix]

He had a successful spell.

 

[caimg]

Seeing as Mark Cavendish owes his success to Head and Shoulders shampoo, at least according to recent TV advert, what tips have you got to supeseed the go faster tape?

Doesn't Jenson Button go fast because he uses Head and Shoulders, too? Sounds like a bit of an obvious thing to do then really...


...wash your bike with Head and Shoulders.

 

[Globalti]

My bike has lots of stripes, which explains why it goes fast.

 

[Arch]

Drill lots of holes in my bike.....darn just broke my frame

I actually saw a bike that had been done to. Presumably to lighten it, although the best tip for lightening it would have been not to buy a £50 BSO made of gas pipe with full s'pension in the first place.

It had lots of little holes in the Y-frame bit, each about 8-10 mm across. I wish I'd taken a picture at the time, I always hope to see it again one day.

 

[biggs682]

by eating loads of fruit and veg , the gas produced keeps me ahead

 

[GBC]

Drill lots of holes in my bike.....darn just broke my frame

I actually saw a bike that had been done to. Presumably to lighten it, although the best tip for lightening it would have been not to buy a £50 BSO made of gas pipe with full s'pension in the first place.

It had lots of little holes in the Y-frame bit, each about 8-10 mm across. I wish I'd taken a picture at the time, I always hope to see it again one day.

Come on boys, keep up!

 

[Arch]

Come on boys, keep up!

Boys?

<raised eyebrow>

Ah, yes, the cheesgrater frame...

 

[rollinstok]

Taper your head in a vice

 

[TheDoctor]

Dear oh lord, I'd forgotten that.
Yes, very nice, but it's an object lesson in 'Just because you can, doesn't mean you should'.
IMHO, obviously.
You'd be scared to get it muddy, because you'd never get it clean again...

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Dear oh lord, I'd forgotten that.
Yes, very nice, but it's an object lesson in 'Just because you can, doesn't mean you should'.
IMHO, obviously.
You'd be scared to get it muddy, because you'd never get it clean again...

my thoughts exactly!

 

[sheddy]

get Ahead ?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You'd be scared to get it muddy, because you'd never get it clean again...

Is it dishwasher proof?

 

[GBC]

Boys?

<raised eyebrow>

Ah, yes, the cheesgrater frame...

Sincere and humble apologies Arch.....that'll larn me to be assumptive