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So Hippo - famous? moi? In my own lunchtime maybe.
And yes maybe I am prone to a wee bit dramatisation of these incidents, but in general I don't worry about drivers overtaking me or turning in front of me unless it causes me to slam on the brakes or feel that I'm inches away from being thrown off the bike.
The four incidents on the carpark were 1 - just before the carpark a pedestrian stepped off the kerb right in front of me and I had to swerve to avoid him -he then proceeded to shout at me how it was my fault for being there.
2 - Reversing car resulting in my emergency stop -I knew they were going to do it though so it wasn't too dramatic.
3 - This was the one that got me seeing red, a motorist driving into the carpark (there are 3 entry points and one road right through the middle which is where I was) pulled in front of me and slammed on his brakes so my front wheel touched his bumper. I then followed him and shouted at him a lot until he apologised.
4 - two pedestrians who decided to walk down the road straight at me - not exactly a life threatening incident, well not for me anyway, although I did tell them if they didn't move I would ride right over them.
I ride all over the place, to get to places and just because I can. I use country lanes, cyclepaths and main roads - I rarely have any incidents apart from on the one mile trip to and from work.
how fast and on what bit of the lane were you riding in this car park to need to be swerving and emergency stopping right left and centre?
pedestrian 1. Predictable, they do it all the time, you didn't thintk to give him a quick hello or ring of the bell( if you uses such a thing) before he stepped out, just to let him know you were there already? OR simply ride a bit more primary to mitigate his inattention. problem 1 happily solved 2 different way with a second's thought on your part. You don't seem to think he had a right to rant and rave at you, interesting given 2 of your other examples.
reversing car: again the question is how fast were you and the car each going? On their part, backing out in a car park isn't going to be breaking any speed records yet you still needed to emergency stop???? You knew it was going to do it yet still didn't think to pull a wider line to get round them or slow down a bit in advance to either let tjhem clear the space or avoid requiring an emergency stop. It's a car park, cars reverse all the time, visibility invariably isn't brilliant & bikes are not as commonplace as other vehicles in that context.
You got pulled up in front of: not a nice thing to happen but again hardly unexpected in a car park. Why did he 'slam on his brakes'? just for the hell of it or was there something in front that forced him to stop that would have done the same to you? (no doubt with much squealing of your brakes and abuse at them)
Also gotta say you hardly did the reputation of us all a world of good by chasing and yelling at him (big and clever?). Why not catch him up and have a polite word explaining what (you decided) he'd done wrong and how it affected you rather than shouting a lot at him? you do seem to have a heightened sense of entitlement coupled to a very low boiling point - be careful, one day you'll have a rant at the next Kenneth Noye not someone that'll apologise just to get safely away from a raging harpie.
2 peds in the middle of the road - even by your own definition this isn't an
incident, rather than simply ride around the silly people and carry merrily on your way, you choose to see it as some sort of insult to your honour and again you meet them with threats. Way to go you.
Seriously have you considered a course in anger management - you're doing far more chasing and shouting than you're getting and one day it'll backfire on you. Or not automatically expecting the world to bow to your will? life is about a bit of compromise cycling often moreso than most cos we're seen as both non threatening by peds and easy to ignore from inside a couple of tons of metal. not right but not going to change by you refusing to budge and ranting a lot.
Peds don't always pay attention or understand the danger that we+they can pose to one another and (just like you appear to) cars think they have a divine right of way. hardly earth shattering news.