swee'pea99
Squire
Love the third one...
"I was persuaded to purchase this record by my best friend Abdullah on the basis that it had cured his asthma."The reviews of Katie Price and Peter Andre's "A whole new world" are priceless (I've probably posted this before, but always worth a quick read)
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Whole-New-...5&sr=8-1&keywords=katie+price+and+peter+andre
leaving him with lungs 'comparible to that of a 2 year old dolphin' according to the duty nurse."I was persuaded to purchase this record by my best friend Abdullah on the basis that it had cured his asthma."
Now that's what I call an opening line.
Does he go by busI always send my butler ahead and he lets me know whether the hotel is worth its 5 stars.
Odd how they want your honest opinion, good or bad, but post/ leave a bad one and it doesn't seem to hang around long.Don't pay too much attention, unless they're all negative with 1-2 stars.
Rented a lovely house in Portugal a few years ago, tried to book for next Hol but unavailable. Rented the house next door based on reviews. BIG mistake, a total dump!! so much so we moved out and rented another house down the road (at our own cost).
Put our own review on the website, which mysteriously disappeared, to be replaced by glowing reviews (from the owner).
Same with our new windows and doors (only good review allowed).
I've heard about that. It happens quite a lot apparently. One can only hope karma takes care of such scum.The owner of the b'n'b I stayed in last weekend told me he and a couple of fellow owners have had guests demand a discount at the threat of posting a poor review on trip advisor.
His policy is to tell such people to eff off, but it tells you all you need to know about reviews.