How rude and what should I do?

[Soup890]

My wife used my bike as a coat hanger when I use to leave it in the house.

So then I put my bike in the shed out of harms way from the kids and her. She said I'm going to the shed to put the suitcase in there (shed). Next morning I wake up to find a large suitcase against my bike.

Any advice ?

 

[ianrauk]

Why have you posted this in commuting?

 

[uclown2002]

Yes, why don't you just Foxtrot Oscar!

 

[L14M]

Put wife in suitcase.
Put said suitcase in shed.
Simples

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Why have you posted this in commuting?

Partly because he's got obstacles to getting off to work but mostly because we don't have a her indoors forum.

 

[Saluki]

Wait until wife goes out and then change the locks and pack her stuff in said suitcase and leave on the doorstep.

 

[Soup890]

It just annoys me. No respect !!

 

[themosquitoking]

Wait until wife goes out and then change the locks and pack her stuff in said suitcase and leave on the doorstep.

This, with the kids in a binbag next to it.

 

[Brandane]

You have a wife and kids? My apologies but I thought you were about 12, going by previous contributions .

 

[themosquitoking]

You have a wife and kids? My apologies but I thought you were about 12, going by previous contributions .

That's starting late these days isn't it?

 

[FeistySquirrel]

I agree with the wife in the shed.

 

[Crackle]

Take the hint and put the coat hangar up and the suitcase in the loft.

 

[welsh dragon]

Are we there yet ?

 

[400bhp]

My wife used my bike as a coat hanger when I use to leave it in the house.

So then I put my bike in the shed out of harms way from the kids and her. She said I'm going to the shed to put the suitcase in there (shed). Next morning I wake up to find a large suitcase against my bike.

Any advice ?

She's telling you to book a cycling holiday.

Do it now.

 

[Soup890]

She's telling you to book a cycling holiday.

Do it now.

Any good places?