How rude and what should I do?

[Shut Up Legs]

dont clean your bike...

You just lost me at "don't clean your bike". How can you suggest such a cruel thing? Bikes need to be cleaned and loved!

 

[akb]

I'll go back to my sandwich

I hope thats the sandwich your wife prepared...?

 

[L14M]

I hope thats the sandwich your wife prepared...?

Actually it was a sandwich I made... me mums still at work. I was lucky and had a half day

 

[Cuchilo]

Last time my mum made me a sandwich was about 20 years ago . Although she did cook Christmas dinner this year . Hmmmm maybe I did have a sandwich made by her on boxing day ..... I'll have to call and ask her ...
I'll let you know

carry on .

 

[Cuchilo]

She said no , I didn't want one .

 

[Cyclopathic]

Wife in shed. Bike in bedroom.

 

[L14M]

Bedroom in shed?

 

[Cyclopathic]

Wife in shed. Bike in bedroom.

But in a totally non sexist way. I would have said the same if the genders had been reversed or indeed the same. Perhaps should read "Partner in shed etc..."

 

[Andy_R]

Bike in shed, shed in bedroom. Bed in garden. Clothes hung up in greenhouse. Suitcase in kitchen, full of dishes. Sorted. Makes as much sense as the original post.