How to pull Women :?:

[girofan]

What women want in men:
Power, Money, Looks, someone who makes them laugh 'til they pee.
In that order.

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

..hmmm..I just need to work on the power & money then and I'll be ok.

 

[Gunner Rodgers]

Listen, you RUDDY guy's are doing my BONCE in!!!!!!!!

Have none of you ever heard of eye contact, body language and interpretation!!!!!!!!!!

1, The eyes are the mirror of a persons soul, never forget that when talking to a bird

2, Careful positioning is very very important when talking to birds, never ever stand directly in front of her, always stand slightly off to one side, preferably her left.

3, While listening to her, you must not be actually listening but carefully monitoring her body language and pupil dilation, and at the same time encouraging her conversation.


I warn you this is not easy, but you cannot fail with it. Once you have progressed to elbow control, there is no limit to your power, all women will succumb.

Be warned!!!!!!!

 

[Abitrary]

who is uncle mikey?

??? When / where was I banging on about that? I don't think it was on here.

You didn't used to post as Mayflyte or Count Speculum from XFM or some other music board about 5 years ago perchance?

That's my dad's brother mick (RIP) and he's actually the picture. I've been ribbed mercilessly by my mum and her sister for looking like him since I was about 18

 

[Abitrary]

Ah, ok, you can download the picture

 

[sheddy]

Feeling foul - surely a piss take ?
but no! - http://www.felinfoel-brewery.com/

 

[yenrod]

Elbows

Listen, you RUDDY guy's are doing my BONCE in!!!!!!!!

Have none of you ever heard of eye contact, body language and interpretation!!!!!!!!!!

1, The eyes are the mirror of a persons soul, never forget that when talking to a bird

2, Careful positioning is very very important when talking to birds, never ever stand directly in front of her, always stand slightly off to one side, preferably her left.

3, While listening to her, you must not be actually listening but carefully monitoring her body language and pupil dilation, and at the same time encouraging her conversation.


I warn you this is not easy, but you cannot fail with it. Once you have progressed to elbow control, there is no limit to your power, all women will succumb.

Be warned!!!!!!!

 

[Johnny Thin]

Listen, you RUDDY guy's are doing my BONCE in!!!!!!!!

Have none of you ever heard of eye contact, body language and interpretation!!!!!!!!!!

1, The eyes are the mirror of a persons soul, never forget that when talking to a bird

2, Careful positioning is very very important when talking to birds, never ever stand directly in front of her, always stand slightly off to one side, preferably her left.

3, While listening to her, you must not be actually listening but carefully monitoring her body language and pupil dilation, and at the same time encouraging her conversation.


I warn you this is not easy, but you cannot fail with it. Once you have progressed to elbow control, there is no limit to your power, all women will suck cum.

Be warned!!!!!!!

Great advice, Gunner

 

[yenrod]

Gunners an expert witht he laydeez...

Trust me...

Ive know him virtually for years

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

I reckon I could pull if I could be bothered...I'll just keep tellng myself that