How to pull Women :?:

its easier if they are on a trolley and you can do it with rope

 

you could try talking to them?

 

make 'em laugh; ensure you don't have a smile like you could eat an orange through a tennis racket.

two top tips from me uncle gunther there.

 

I'm not an expert but I know I've had far more than my fair share of women.

first thing is self belief, if you think your ugly, fat, not worthy, a woman can sense that a mile off, their like dogs and fear, you got to be able to walk in the room, head held hi and know that you deserve any woman in the house.

Don't believe me? look at Rod Stewart, Chris Evans, mick Hucknall

 

Dont make a fool of yourself.
Tell them your name.
Tell them that they look nice even though they might look stupid.
Tell her some bad good chat up lines.
And then there you go.

 

Unless you possess film star good looks, wit, charm and immense wealth, it's best to go for the ones who are desparate.

 

Using the Dogshit Principle, the older they are the easier they are to pick up

 

Should that be 'disparate' or 'desperate' ?

 

Best to sit and wait. What's for you will not go by you.

 

It may be that Yenners has got bored with waiting.

 

Practice talking to loads of them (even ones you don't fancy), then you won't bottle it when you find one you do.

I have friends who recommend speed dating. Never done it myself, but makes sense. Where else are you going to get to talk to about 20 single women in one night? Sounds like good fun and great practice even if you're not successful.

 

Hmm.........I'd be a bit worried if I'd tried it on with 20, with not a nibble from any of them.

 

Should Arch be taking any offense to that?

 

I think you need to read my post more carefully.