I gave a friend a lift - now she wants a new pair of jeans.

[Profpointy]

Careful. To my understanding that phrase implies something very very rude.

Oh dear just looked that up. Moved the phrase to the "do not use" file

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Your wrong, the last person I saw wearing white jeans on a night out was about 15 years ago and it was Robbie Savage. With that I rest my case.

Did he keep falling over, he did every time anyone went near him when I saw him play at Leicester?

 

[Threevok]

There are only two places white jeans belong - re-runs of 80's TOTP and Bodyform adverts

 

[Lozz360]

A few posts have been removed as off topic.

As the stain in question was on the pocket of the jeans, there is no need to mention menstruation again.

We could start a new forum and call it Menstrual Cycle Chat.

...I'll get my coat...

 

[tyred]

The sequel - guess who spilled a glass of red wine over her white jeans tonight

 

[classic33]

The sequel - guess who spilled a glass of red wine over her white jeans tonight

In your car!!

 

[screenman]

The sequel - guess who spilled a glass of red wine over her white jeans tonight

You?

 

[Spinney]

The sequel - guess who spilled a glass of red wine over her white jeans tonight

Karma

 

[Milzy]

I had a pair of white Levi 501 back in 1995. They were around £70.

 

[jefmcg]

The sequel - guess who spilled a glass of red wine over her white jeans tonight

I"m confused. Her new jeans, or is she wearing the one's you "ruined"?

Edit: more important question: did you drive her there?

 

[roadrash]

the ones "HE" ruined...I'm not so sure he did

 

[rich p]

Karma

No, Beaujolais...

 

[tyred]

I"m confused. Her new jeans, or is she wearing the one's you "ruined"?

Edit: more important question: did you drive her there?

I'm not sure about the jeans. We were at the same place but with different groups as she seems to have found new friends and a new driver and they were sitting at a different table but I did observe the wine incident and I'm sorry to say it made me laugh...good job she wasn't with me as I don't want wine soaking into my nice clean seats!

 

[mustang1]

Reply with one of these two messages:

1. There appears to be some marks on my rear seat and it came from your jeans. You need to pay for the valet of my car.

2. Effects off you stupid birch.

 

[mustang1]

You said her car was burnt out...perhaps she tried a similar stunt with someone else who wasn't so understanding

Tell her to use minicabs or Uber from now on...then she'll know what dirty car seats actually look like

Slight side track: on a few occasions eople have asked me for a lift. No, let me rephrase that. They didn't ask, they TOLD me I will give them a lift.

At the time they needed a lift, to airport btw, I just played along. First they called me to ask where I was. Just 10 minutes away I told them. They called again, another 10 minutes I repeated. I done this a couple of times before they got the hint that I wasnt turning up.

That was immensely satisfying.