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I have run out of expleatives...

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Bigtallfatbloke, 4 Oct 2007.

  1. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    ...to hurl back at dick 'ed drivers....I need some more...quick, cutting & to the point would be good...extremely offensive would be excellent.
    Ta
     
  2. walker

    walker New Member

    Location:
    Bromley, Kent
    'Shut it fatty' is all a cyclist needs BTFB
     
  3. lardarse rider

    lardarse rider Well-Known Member

    For the first time in my life, I managed to just wave and shout "thank you" to a passing loud mouthed motherf£$^* ^&*& &^*())+~@:?> last week. My usual response is not so polite.
     
  4. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    Paging Papercorn...
     
  5. piedwagtail91

    piedwagtail91 Über Member

    smile wave and call them all the names you like under your breath.the wave irritates the hell out of some of them, they really go ballistic but you've done nowt wrong!
     
  6. OP
    OP
    Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    I was thinking more along the lines of taking a fake colt.45 to point at their head as I ask them to 'make my day';):biggrin:.

    (...It's a joke don't kill me)
     
  7. walker

    walker New Member

    Location:
    Bromley, Kent
    do that round south London I will assure you they will call your bluff
     
  8. Maggot

    Maggot Star of BBC 5Lives Ballot Box Brigade

    Location:
    Cheddar
    In my opinion you only need the one abusive word. It begins with C and rhymes with punt. Shuts people up a treat:thumbsup:
     
  9. OP
    OP
    Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    ..trust me I've already exhausted that one...besides most of their wives call them that anyway...they're used to it.
     
  10. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    Wave your fist in a 1950s comedy style, adopt a Prince Charles voice and shout "I say, you rotter!" :biggrin:
     
  11. papercorn2000

    papercorn2000 Senior Member

    :biggrin:
     
  12. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    "overtaking you, you daft bitch" to the woman who wound down her window and yelled "what the **** are you doing?" as i filtered past on the right (she was stationary at the time).
     
  13. Rab

    Rab Über Member

    Only works with male drivers

    extend then bend your pinkie finger repeatedly and say "shut it peewee (or smallcock)"

    This usually has the desired effect :biggrin:
     
  14. mr_hippo

    mr_hippo Living Legend & Old Fart

    English is a wondeful language, why do you feel the need to use expletives?
     
  15. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    " You ought to let ya guide dog drive, blind <insert expetive> ".