I just had 'that' chat with my wife...

[summerdays]

I can also programme my sky box to record a programme onto the Dvd recorder, explain the off-side rule and know how to use opposite lock when reversing.

You are one up on me then ..... I can record things, but if anything goes wrong I call in the experts (the ones that will look at me and roll their eyes) I don't care I'm the one they will call to get rid of a spider!

 

[Speicher]

Yes, @summerdays, I can also remove spiders, pick up frogs and mice.

 

[raleighnut]

Yes, @summerdays, I can also remove spiders, pick up frogs and mice.

So can I ........................With gloves on.

 

[Speicher]

So can I ........................With gloves on.

Admittedly I pick up spiders using two layers of kitchen paper in my hands, but mice and frogs I can pick up without my wearing gloves*. However the toads in Italy looked very slimey and they were were very large ones.

* I probably washed my hands afterwards.

 

[screenman]

I just took Mustangs1 advice from earlier and marked out my territory, seems peeing on the carpet is not acceptable at my age. Any other bright idea's.

 

[phil_hg_uk]

Where's my cos I told you off as well.

 

[0lonerider]

making screwdrivers or lady garden trimmers

(hedging my bets)

lol, nah he was maintance tec, they only made tv and hifi's up here,they had a great shop though.

 

[Eribiste]

A friend of mine once said the size of a man's brain is inversely proportional to the size of his telly.

I'd just bought a big (for it's time) 26" TV.