For the first time in a while (relatively speaking), a particuarly good looking young lady approached me at a ball, gave a bit of a chat up and a flirt but we parted ways at the end of the night and that was that. Until last night, where we again found ourselves at the same party. This time round, I showed a little more interest, buttering her up with cheesier comments than you would find in a stilton factory. Anyway, approaching the end of the night, she moves close and comes out with the comment "I like funny people, tell me a joke"....a good attempt to try and suss a guy out I thought, get to know if they have a sense of humour. Now although I am usually more of a black humourist, my head is full of rediculas, brilliant and amazingly jokes - this was bound to be a deal maker.
However, I stalled, maybe it was the cause of a pint to many, but my mind went blank, apart from one, solitary joke.
"Two muffins in an oven, one says ' oh my god it is hot in here'..the other says 'JESUS CHRIST......a talking muffin' "
Deal breaker. I failed the test.
You know who's fault it is? All of yours...with that damn cheesy joke thread, displacing quality jokes in my encyclopedia like brain with rubbish.
Damn you cycle chat.
Damn you.
However, I stalled, maybe it was the cause of a pint to many, but my mind went blank, apart from one, solitary joke.
"Two muffins in an oven, one says ' oh my god it is hot in here'..the other says 'JESUS CHRIST......a talking muffin' "
Deal breaker. I failed the test.
You know who's fault it is? All of yours...with that damn cheesy joke thread, displacing quality jokes in my encyclopedia like brain with rubbish.
Damn you cycle chat.
Damn you.