"I like funny people, tell a joke" she says

[John the Monkey]

Q: Why do Marxists always drink herbal tea?

A: Because Proper Tea is theft.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Impatient Sheep

Impati ...

Baaaaaa!

You can't fail.

 

[Flying_Monkey]

Q: Why do Marxists always drink herbal tea?

A: Because Proper Tea is theft.

That joke really annoys me, because it's Anarchists! (Pierre-Joseph Proudhon to be exact). I don't get many dates these days...

Seriously, Magnatom, you had to pass a joke test? You should move to Newcastle. The women are pretty direct there: I got asked several times by lasses if I wanted to take them home and do something unmentionable.

 

[montage]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Impatient Sheep

Impati ...

Baaaaaa!

You can't fail.

Storing that one. Not alongside the sincere apologies the likes of Wigsie have offered me, but in the "to use" part of my skull

 

[montage]

That joke really annoys me, because it's Anarchists! (Pierre-Joseph Proudhon to be exact). I don't get many dates these days...

Seriously, Magnatom, you had to pass a joke test? You should move to Newcastle. The women are pretty direct there: I got asked several times by lasses if I wanted to take them home and do something unmentionable.

Magnatom?
Reading political manifestos is not unmentionable these days FM!!

 

[John the Monkey]

That joke really annoys me, because it's Anarchists! (Pierre-Joseph Proudhon to be exact). I don't get many dates these days...

They either laugh, or engage you in historical discussion, see?

WIN/WIN.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Seriously, Magnatom, you had to pass a joke test? You should move to Newcastle. The women are pretty direct there: I got asked several times by lasses if I wanted to take them home and do something unmentionable.

Single to Newcastle, please ...

 

[threebikesmcginty]

The women are pretty direct there: I got asked several times by lasses if I wanted to take them home and do something unmentionable.

Do the washing-up and put the vac round?

 

[ColinJ]

Patient (expecting bad news from the doctor): "Tell me doc, how long have I got?"



Doctor: "10"



Patient: "10 what - years, months, weeks?"



Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."

 

[Flying_Monkey]

Magnatom?

Sorry, Montage! Getting my M's confused...

 

[Flying_Monkey]

Do the washing-up and put the vac round?

If a vacuum clearner was involved, I am pretty sure it wouln't have been in the normal manner...

 

[PaulB]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?

Matt.

 

[Wigsie]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?

Matt.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob

 

[montage]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob

What do you call a man getting his coat?

Wigsie

 

[Wigsie]

What do you call a man getting his coat?

Wigsie

You are the one that had the social fail.... not me, weasel!










Coat on and taxi booked....