swee'pea99
Legendary Member
Can't beat the pirate joke posted hereabouts lately...
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
montage said:This is rarer way to approach things these days....unfortunately it is all about facebook adding which I find rather annoying. An add on facebook means nothing, but a cheeky phone number is a good indication.
taxing said:I tell people that I'll add them on Facebook when I don't fancy them but don't want to tell them that. A good looker with a good joke would still get my phone number, so here's my second best joke for you (as my turtle joke was cruelly rejected): A man walked into a bar and said ow.
MacB said:Bombing was the best thing you could have done, sounds like a needy bird demanding instant gratification.....you're better than that.....hang on...Montage isn't it?.......nah, you're not better than that, you screwed up bigtime
montage said:Explain to me, precisesly, what is wrong with the highlighted text from a blokes point of view?
Can't fault the rest of your words though!
MacB said:darn, I should have said non-physical instant gratification You don't want to end up as one of these guys that the girls think is great for a laugh but they'll still waltz off with the moody 'badboy' at the end of the night
MacB said:darn, I should have said non-physical instant gratification You don't want to end up as one of these guys that the girls think is great for a laugh but they'll still waltz off with the moody 'badboy' at the end of the night
Wigsie said:Quite right... you should have just told her to Fu*k off and slapped her across the chops! she may have stormed off for a cry and to find another 'nice guy' to make her laugh, but she will take you home at the end of the night, guaranteed!
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At your age nice guys always finish last Monty!
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Wigsie said:On a 'slightly' more serious note, you could have just said "jesus woman.... if these ears don't make you laugh nothing can" Women love a bit of self abuse in humour...
montage said:Alright you crafty butcher you, I'm not trying to get married
montage said:I keep doing it to myself which is most likely a worrying sign.
Wigsie said:Not talking about getting wed you fool, women usually marry nice guys but date the peanuts first.
The ears joke was a cheap shot and I apologise!
Wigsie said:The ears joke was a cheap shot and I apologise!