"I like funny people, tell a joke" she says

[swee'pea99]

Can't beat the pirate joke posted hereabouts lately...

Why are pirates called pirates?











Because they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

 

[taxing]

This is rarer way to approach things these days....unfortunately it is all about facebook adding which I find rather annoying. An add on facebook means nothing, but a cheeky phone number is a good indication.

I tell people that I'll add them on Facebook when I don't fancy them but don't want to tell them that. A good looker with a good joke would still get my phone number, so here's my second best joke for you (as my turtle joke was cruelly rejected): A man walked into a bar and said ow.

 

[PBancroft]

If she didn't laugh at that, she doesn't deserve you.

Wait... I got that the right way round, didn't I?

 

[montage]

I tell people that I'll add them on Facebook when I don't fancy them but don't want to tell them that. A good looker with a good joke would still get my phone number, so here's my second best joke for you (as my turtle joke was cruelly rejected): A man walked into a bar and said ow.

I'm warming to the turtle one....I keep doing it to myself which is most likely a worrying sign.

 

[MacB]

Bombing was the best thing you could have done, sounds like a needy bird demanding instant gratification.....you're better than that.....hang on...Montage isn't it?.......nah, you're not better than that, you screwed up bigtime

 

[montage]

Bombing was the best thing you could have done, sounds like a needy bird demanding instant gratification.....you're better than that.....hang on...Montage isn't it?.......nah, you're not better than that, you screwed up bigtime

Explain to me, precisesly, what is wrong with the highlighted text from a blokes point of view?

Can't fault the rest of your words though!

 

[MacB]

Explain to me, precisesly, what is wrong with the highlighted text from a blokes point of view?

Can't fault the rest of your words though!

darn, I should have said non-physical instant gratification You don't want to end up as one of these guys that the girls think is great for a laugh but they'll still waltz off with the moody 'badboy' at the end of the night

 

[Wigsie]

darn, I should have said non-physical instant gratification You don't want to end up as one of these guys that the girls think is great for a laugh but they'll still waltz off with the moody 'badboy' at the end of the night

Quite right... you should have just told her to Fu*k off and slapped her across the chops! she may have stormed off for a cry and to find another 'nice guy' to make her laugh, but she will take you home at the end of the night, guaranteed!

<patronising mode>
At your age nice guys always finish last Monty!
</patronising mode>

 

[ChrisKH]

darn, I should have said non-physical instant gratification You don't want to end up as one of these guys that the girls think is great for a laugh but they'll still waltz off with the moody 'badboy' at the end of the night

You mean they do?

You see, this is what happens when you marry the first one who laughs at your jokes.

 

[Wigsie]

On a 'slightly' more serious note, you could have just said "jesus woman.... if these ears don't make you laugh nothing can" Women love a bit of self abuse in humour...

 

[montage]

Quite right... you should have just told her to Fu*k off and slapped her across the chops! she may have stormed off for a cry and to find another 'nice guy' to make her laugh, but she will take you home at the end of the night, guaranteed!

<patronising mode>
At your age nice guys always finish last Monty!
</patronising mode>

Alright you crafty butcher you, I'm not trying to get married

On a 'slightly' more serious note, you could have just said "jesus woman.... if these ears don't make you laugh nothing can" Women love a bit of self abuse in humour...

I knew this was coming as soon as I saw you had posted in here.

 

[Wigsie]

Alright you crafty butcher you, I'm not trying to get married

Not talking about getting wed you fool, women usually marry nice guys but date the peanuts first.

The ears joke was a cheap shot and I apologise!

 

[jeltz]

I keep doing it to myself which is most likely a worrying sign.

That's what you do when you're single.

Next time tell her that she's like a spanner, she makes your nuts tight

 

[montage]

Not talking about getting wed you fool, women usually marry nice guys but date the peanuts first.

The ears joke was a cheap shot and I apologise!

It's common knowledge that,
not looking forward to having to become "nice"

 

[MacB]

The ears joke was a cheap shot and I apologise!

yeah, right, file that one in your collection of 'sincere' apologies Montage