"I like funny people, tell a joke" she says

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XmisterIS

Purveyor of fine nonsense
montage said:
approaching the end of the night, she moves close and comes out with the comment "I like funny people, tell me a joke"....a good attempt to try and suss a guy out I thought, get to know if they have a sense of humour.

The correct response is, "What? Do I look like your own personal performing chimp? Now get on your knees and give me ...."

*ahem*

(sorry, wrong forum).
 

swee'pea99

Legendary Member
Bit long for your challenge, but it just arrived and made me laugh...

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy
dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his
wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his
problem.

A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:


Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will
cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as
a Pirate.

The man is offended that the outfit emphasizes his disability, so he
writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another
parcel and note:

Dear Sir,

Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit.
The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will
really look the part.

The man is incandescent with rage now, because the company has
gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald
head.

So he writes a really strong letter of complaint. A few days later he gets
a very small parcel from the company with the accompanying letter:


Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup.

We suggest you pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick
your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple.
 
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montage

montage

God Almighty
Location
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Bandini said:
I would run a mile from anyone who asked me to tell a joke to gauge my sense of humour.

I think, on hindsight, it is a brilliant question to throw in when getting to know somebody for a short amount of time
 

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
swee said:
 
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