I need 60 Seconds free advice from a legal person

asterix

Comrade Member
Location
Limoges or York
You are Lance Armstrong?
 

vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
Location
Meanwood, Leeds
Pick your answer from:
  • Definitely
  • Only with a fly swatter
  • Get them to sign a disclaimer first
  • Make sure that you are wearing your lucky underpants
  • Definitely not
It's free advice and you get what you pay for :thumbsup:
 

Cubist

Still wavin'
Location
Ovver 'thill
Reminds me of the guy who rings his solicitor and asks
"What would you charge to answer three simple questions?"
"Five hundred pounds" came the reply
"That's a lot of money isn't it?" he asked
"Yes it is" replied the solicitor "Now, what's your third question?"
 

Drago

Flouncing Nobber
Location
Poshshire
And the best part is that the person giving you the advice is liable and you can sue them if it all goes wrong, even though the advice was free! It's win-win for you!
 

simon.r

Person
Location
Nottingham
Old joke:

Three people are asked the same question - "What does 2+2 equal?"
The mathematician answers "4"
The accountant answers "About 4"
The lawyer answers "What do you want it to equal?"
 
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