I need 60 Seconds free advice from a legal person

[gb155]

Pretty please, if your willing to answer just one, pretty simple question, then please pm me.

Thanks guys and gals

Gaz

 

[asterix]

You are Lance Armstrong?

 

[gb155]

You are Lance Armstrong?

His love child

 

[gb155]

60 seconds the title should read

 

[fossyant]

Fixed it for you !

 

[gb155]

Bump, pretty please

 

[TVC]

I spotted your mistake - you used the phrase 'free advice' along side 'legal person'

 

[vernon]

Pick your answer from:

• Definitely
• Only with a fly swatter
• Get them to sign a disclaimer first
• Make sure that you are wearing your lucky underpants
• Definitely not

It's free advice and you get what you pay for

 

[Cubist]

Reminds me of the guy who rings his solicitor and asks
"What would you charge to answer three simple questions?"
"Five hundred pounds" came the reply
"That's a lot of money isn't it?" he asked
"Yes it is" replied the solicitor "Now, what's your third question?"

 

[Drago]

And the best part is that the person giving you the advice is liable and you can sue them if it all goes wrong, even though the advice was free! It's win-win for you!

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Just say she told you she was 16.

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Just deny all knowledge of being Jimmy Savillles best mate.

 

[CopperCyclist]

You can pm me, but it needs to be on criminal law, not civil law!

 

[simon.r]

Old joke:

Three people are asked the same question - "What does 2+2 equal?"
The mathematician answers "4"
The accountant answers "About 4"
The lawyer answers "What do you want it to equal?"

 

[dan_bo]

I'm legally a person gaz. Wassup?