Reminds me of the guy who rings his solicitor and asks
"What would you charge to answer three simple questions?"
"Five hundred pounds" came the reply
"That's a lot of money isn't it?" he asked
"Yes it is" replied the solicitor "Now, what's your third question?"
And the best part is that the person giving you the advice is liable and you can sue them if it all goes wrong, even though the advice was free! It's win-win for you!
Three people are asked the same question - "What does 2+2 equal?"
The mathematician answers "4"
The accountant answers "About 4"
The lawyer answers "What do you want it to equal?"
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