simon.r
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2098466 said:Are you sure the last answer wasn't the accountant?
Could be. That's why my joke telling is restricted to those who know and love me and to the relative anonymity of the web
2098466 said:Are you sure the last answer wasn't the accountant?
2098466 said:Are you sure the last answer wasn't the accountant?
We used to give half an hour's free advice as a routine, as well as turning out for the Citizens Advice Bureau etc.I spotted your mistake - you used the phrase 'free advice' along side 'legal person'
I would be a bit careful about that. Legal aid is available in matrimonial/child disputes and launching an online petition could complicate that - for instance, he may be eligible but may be refused because of the possibility that he might collect a significant amount.this is probably what Gaz needs legal advice about and he explains why he can't afford to pay for it.
We used to give half an hour's free advice as a routine, as well as turning out for the Citizens Advice Bureau etc.
It's a business, FFS. When did Tesco last let you waltz in for half an hour's free shopping?
20 mins if you use the self-check-outstechnically you're re-locating items within a store (which is free) until you go through the till, at which point you pay, so technically if your shopping takes you half an hour, you're only really paying for 5 mins of it
Ha! I meant 'shopping' in the terms that supermarkets do - the entire life-enhancing semi-spiritual odyssey of gratification which beings when their doors go pfssh on the way in and only ends (if we are still on "free") at the polite but surprisingly firm grip of the store detective on your shoulder on the way out.technically you're re-locating items within a store (which is free) until you go through the till, at which point you pay, so technically if your shopping takes you half an hour, you're only really paying for 5 mins of it...
And if we are bandying technicalities, whose are the goods if you over-excitedly re-locate a bottle of Scotch all over the floor of aisle 10? (For 15 marks.)
And if we are bandying technicalities, whose are the goods if you over-excitedly re-locate a bottle of Scotch all over the floor of aisle 10? (For 15 marks.)
And you have the 15 marks!The answer given by the trainer was:
If you were intending to steal the bottle...
If you were not intending to purchase the bottle in the usual manner.....
You've lost me there. 'Whose the goods were' = 'who had ownership of them".you asked who's the goods were, not who was responsible for it or had ownership of it at the time.