'I punched a Goldfish' and other strange things you have done today.

[Fnaar]

 

[TVC]

I have sucked polyurethane resin into a vacuum just to make sure I could.

 

[Fnaar]

@betty swollocks once punched a pheasant

https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/i-punched-a-pheasant.26317/

 

[TVC]

On the strength of that, I'm reporting Mad Doug to the RSPCA

Do you think Doug might be the Ronnie Pickering of the Aquarist World?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The fish is fine, he realised (in his German accent of course) that he had swam into me.


Still, it must have hurt!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Anyway, I slept for 15 hours. Urrgghh!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I also just put fruit juice in the microwave as I don't like it when it is fresh out the fridge.

Not only does the cold hurt my teeth, but I don't want a sore stomach either.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I think it's now boiling.....better take it out

I only put it in for long enough to make it tepid/warm

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I always have the bottle out so that it is at room temperature, but some twit (not me) put it in the fridge 'cos its the law or something according to some people

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It wouldn't be so bad, but it is only me who usually drinks it!

 

[gbb]

As usual, in a rush to get out for a ride, I got 1/2 mile down the road, looked down.....oh, ive only got one cycling mitt on.
Ive forgotten all sorts...but never one of my gloves

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

As usual, in a rush to get out for a ride, I got 1/2 mile down the road, looked down.....oh, ive only got one cycling mitt on.
Ive forgotten all sorts...but never one of my gloves

It sounds like one of these dreams, but, are you telling us that you usually forget your trousers/shorts instead?

 

[raleighnut]

On the subject of throwing people off who are trying to contol you. I had the call from the Microsoft Support Office telling me I had a problem with viruses etc etc. I have enjoyed all tactics, but this time I said to him 'You have a really sexy voice, I don't suppose you like guys and would fancy a hook up?' For some reason he hung up.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Oh, my Mum has got an E - Mail telling her her Apple account has been hacked and she needs to change her password..... Except it then wont let her.


Not really strange, just a bit worrying.

 

[TVC]

Oh, my Mum has got an E - Mail telling her her Apple account has been hacked and she needs to change her password..... Except it then wont let her.


Not really strange, just a bit worrying.

And not from Apple either.