I ran over a duck

[fossyant]

Argh ! You have to be yolk-ing

 

[gambatte]

I reckon tdr1nka must be sponsored or on commission (or something) he's looking for some way to feather his nest!


("gambers"!!??..)

 

[BentMikey]

Glad Mr P made a clean breast of it.

 

[gambatte]

Neighbour has two ducks that I use as an alarm clock.
They wake me up at the Quack of dawn

A duck walks into a pharmacy, and asks for Chapstick. The cashier says, "Cash or check?" and the duck says, "Just put it on my bill."

 

[tdr1nka]

Sorry Gambette.
I don't want to Teal anyones thunder.
If it had been a sea bird would Mr. P. have had a funny Tern?

*Help! I was raised in a house where there was nothing else
to listen to but classic BBC comedy. I wish there was some way I could get paid for this!!!*

 

[gambatte]

tdr1nka, would be comedihen

 

[tdr1nka]

I thought this was the place to have some friedly Bantam?

 

[gambatte]

Definitely a would be joker. If I showed you the other leg, you'd pullet.

 

[tdr1nka]

It would be just my Chaffinch cluck if I am making a Tit of myself now.

 

[tdr1nka]

I AM CHICKEN MAN!
And I have my capon!!

 

[gambatte]

Sorry, but got to include this old one...



Q. How do you make a duck sing?



A. Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

 

[tdr1nka]

Classic Duck Joke!

 

[gambatte]

I AM CHICKEN MAN!
And I have my capon!!

A capon? otherwise known as a 'erel'

A cockerel, deprived.........

 

[tdr1nka]

Actually, it's a bit cold in here I'll put on my Plover.

 

[tdr1nka]

A capon? otherwise known as a 'erel'

A cockerel, deprived.........

I won't be able to see anyone called Errol with the same eyes again!!