I'm American. Ask me anything.

[MntnMan62]

I think that is the point of this thread. Not to be taken seriously.

Exactly.

 

[newfhouse]

In Britain the Middle East was commonly referred to as the Near East until a generation or two ago.

That’s tectonics for you.

 

[slowmotion]

Do you have to have a ZZ Top beard to buy an assault rifle at the local gun store?

 

[swee'pea99]

Will the Trump nuke Iran in a fit of pique before they can drag his fingernails off the door jambs?

 

[MichaelW2]

Do you have to have a ZZ Top beard to buy an assault rifle at the local gun store?

You need a licence from the ATF to buy an Assault Rifle and it can only be one manufactured before 1986 and only if you meet other condition. Seek legal advice on beardage requirements in your state.

 

[Drago]

Where is Monica Lewinsky now, and do you have her phone number?

 

[MntnMan62]

Where is Monica Lewinsky now, and do you have her phone number?

She's just leaving my house now. I'll send her over. Sloppy seconds.

 

[slowmotion]

You need a licence from the ATF to buy an Assault Rifle and it can only be one manufactured before 1986 and only if you meet other condition. Seek legal advice on beardage requirements in your state.

Can you get one with full auto, or just semi-auto if you have the wrong beard?

 

[Andy_R]

Can you get one with full auto, or just semi-auto if you have the wrong beard?

I believe you also have to be a Gravy Seal, most specifically part of Meal Team 6.

 

[slowmotion]

I believe you also have to be a Gravy Seal, most specifically part of Meal Team 6.
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Thanks. I forgot about the requirement for daft hats, cool shades, and body fat.

 

[Drago]

Why did the Army select the Beretta M92 over the SIG P226?

 

[classic33]

Why did the Army select the Beretta M92 over the SIG P226?

Came down to cost.

 

[Drago]

For a nation that's so gun obsessed, why are Americans such lousy shots (Lee Harvey Oswald excepted)? Bull Duke capped off 200 rounds with Old Painless and only grazed the Predator.

 

[Archie_tect]

Why did the Army select the Beretta M92 over the SIG P226?

You got free fries and a diet Coke upgrade.

 

[MichaelW2]

Why did the Army select the Beretta M92 over the SIG P226?

Sig hookers were not up to scratch and their blow sucked. But is was enough to impress Navy Eels.
Improvements in pimpology achieved better result in the latest head off against Glock.