two knob ends in a Corsa, this morning took time out of their busy masturbation, knuckle dragging and generally being pond life to slow down, wind the window down and pull alongside to shout "OIIIIIIII" at me, there was zero surprise element as it was poor attempt but also I had heard the Fart Can exhaust some miles away and nothing gives away a potential cretin more than his fruity rasp, it must be a quandry for them as it alerts potential victims to their presence but without it in the McDonalds car park they are but nothing and will not get a 15 year old to impregnate, I could hear their Umcha Umcha type music as well.
I saw the passenger, I could have done a photofit without seeing him, not much forehead, skinny, monobrow and a shaven head who I suspect was not a Mensa member, I looked at him briefly, then back to the road, he was expecting a reaction as perhaps a possible prelude to engaging in a stand off of some sort, some kind of antagonistic reaction that would give them just cause to stop the car and say f*ck a lot and perhaps give me a righteous kicking for my audacity, bless him though, my lack of reaction confused him a little and he started another "OII" or some other phrase as his voice went like Vic Reeves doing a Club Singer inpersonation but he decided not to bother and stopped himself.
It does make me wonder why they do it, do they really want to see a cyclist fall off, would that amuse them, do they trip grannies in the street or overturn people on mobility sccoters, are cyclists a suitable substitute for cow tipping when there are no cows around.
I wasnt bothered, just kind of found it amusing but it concerns me that cretins like this are happy to potentially cause someone an off, broken wrist, collarbone or worse, broken bike, the worst thing for me would be the damage to someones confidence, so, to that end, I rmemebered the reg no, I am looking for it......
I saw the passenger, I could have done a photofit without seeing him, not much forehead, skinny, monobrow and a shaven head who I suspect was not a Mensa member, I looked at him briefly, then back to the road, he was expecting a reaction as perhaps a possible prelude to engaging in a stand off of some sort, some kind of antagonistic reaction that would give them just cause to stop the car and say f*ck a lot and perhaps give me a righteous kicking for my audacity, bless him though, my lack of reaction confused him a little and he started another "OII" or some other phrase as his voice went like Vic Reeves doing a Club Singer inpersonation but he decided not to bother and stopped himself.
It does make me wonder why they do it, do they really want to see a cyclist fall off, would that amuse them, do they trip grannies in the street or overturn people on mobility sccoters, are cyclists a suitable substitute for cow tipping when there are no cows around.
I wasnt bothered, just kind of found it amusing but it concerns me that cretins like this are happy to potentially cause someone an off, broken wrist, collarbone or worse, broken bike, the worst thing for me would be the damage to someones confidence, so, to that end, I rmemebered the reg no, I am looking for it......