In Praise of Fray Bentos

[Andrew_P]

I think Dirk works in the Frey Bentos viral marketing dept..

 

[Dirk]

I think Dirk works in the Frey Bentos viral marketing dept..

Damn...... busted again!

 

[The Crofted Crest]

[QUOTE 5144143, member: 259"]Make sure you've got a decent can opener. They can be buggers to open if you don't...[/QUOTE]

Could you perhaps recommend a good opener?

 

[Crackle]

Your selfless devotion to this thread is to be applauded, Mort.

 

[Dirk]

[QUOTE 5144143, member: 259"]Make sure you've got a decent can opener. They can be buggers to open if you don't...[/QUOTE]
They were designed for real men to open......
@Drago opens them with his teeth.

 

[Crackle]

Oh, and a picture of the dog licking the tin out for completeness.

 

[Dirk]

Oh, and a picture of the dog licking the tin out for completeness.

Nooooo!

 

[Dirk]

Could you perhaps recommend a good opener?

There's only one for the job, if you want the full on retro experience.

 

[classic33]

Good grips - my arse is falling off!

Something you ate?

 

[classic33]

Did you work in sales perchance?

At one stage, yes.

 

[classic33]

Could you perhaps recommend a good opener?

Never failed to open one using one of these

 

[Dirk]

[QUOTE 5144169, member: 259"]You might need some back-up...
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That's just defeatist.

 

[Dirk]

Never failed to open one using one of these
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[Colin_P]

Summer 1985, or maybe 86 we were 14-15 year old yoots, we were night fishing by the lake, we were drunk, we had a nice fire going.

We shall call him Mark as that is what he was called.

Mark put a Fray Bentos Pie on the fire to cook it, lid on and unopened. We were young drunken idiots afterall.

Said pie was on there for a bit too long, then we noticed and flicked the pie off from the fire with a stick. The tin was bulging with the pressure.

After some discussion which lasted all but ten seconds it was decided that Mark should crawl commando style towards the pie and stab it with what can only be described as a Rambo knife.

There was tension in the air as he slowly drew his arm back, knife in hand ready to stab the tin. We were all expecting it to explode and that he would get splattered in radioactively hot steak and kidney pie filling and that he'd run screaming into the lake.

He struck and...........
































Nothing happend.

The pastry was doughy but Mark still ate the filling.

 

[FishFright]

I think Dirk works in the Frey Bentos viral marketing dept..

And he probably wears white socks , of that i'm AdamAnt ...