Peteaud
Veteran
- Location
- South Somerset
Oh and just something to bring a little reality to the thread...
... Sealskinz socks are great for sliding across tiled kitchen floors!
Video please
Inconsiderate roadies
- Thread starter steveoo
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Video please
Andrew_Culture
Internet Marketing bod
- Location
- The People's Republic Of Suffolk.
I'm in, and afterwards we can set up the massive crate of Scalextix I have I the loft that I don't know what to do with!
But they were dickheads on roadies tho. This makes it morally OK to assault them even if not legally. For example murder is illegal in most countries yet everyone cheered when a man with the same name as a waste dispasal unit was shot in the face. His shooter wasnt arrested or anything.
derrick
The Glue that binds us together.
- Location
- On the edge of London
That's the best one yet, 
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
I was out earlier on my road bike with 2 chums. We were on a country road and some cager came razzing up behind us towing a wally wagon. He was going way too quick andcthe car was squatting at the back because he hadn't bothered to set the nose weight properly.
He's up behind us revving his little engine and tooting his horn, but Derek stayed firmly in the primary with me and Clive on the inside cos the road us too narrow for a caravan to safely overtake at that point anyway.
Suddenly, the guu let out this blood curdling war cry, "I've paid my f£&%ing road tax" and deliberately rams Derek and Clive off. I stop to give first aid and Victor Meldrew stops and comes over and gives me a really limp girly bop on rhe chin.
The guys a real idiot, just the sort to go on a forum with his wally wagon chums and boast about it over a hot Bovril.
I tell you, the sooner caravans are due road tax and their impatient drivers put through a seperate and more stringent driving test the safer we'll all be.
He's up behind us revving his little engine and tooting his horn, but Derek stayed firmly in the primary with me and Clive on the inside cos the road us too narrow for a caravan to safely overtake at that point anyway.
Suddenly, the guu let out this blood curdling war cry, "I've paid my f£&%ing road tax" and deliberately rams Derek and Clive off. I stop to give first aid and Victor Meldrew stops and comes over and gives me a really limp girly bop on rhe chin.
The guys a real idiot, just the sort to go on a forum with his wally wagon chums and boast about it over a hot Bovril.
I tell you, the sooner caravans are due road tax and their impatient drivers put through a seperate and more stringent driving test the safer we'll all be.
AndyPeace
Guest
- Location
- Worcestershire
off topic... what's that got to do with sealskin socks?
mark st1
Plastic Manc
- Location
- Leafy Berkshire
Thats a lie your married only a man with a certain sexual persuasion would have 2 cycling buddies called Derek and Clive.
potsy
Rambler
- Location
- My Armchair
Looking at the OP's other posts he doesn't appear to be a troll, maybe an account hijack? 
Or I've just not got the joke?
Or I've just not got the joke?
Looking at the OP's other posts he doesn't appear to be a troll, maybe an account hijack?
Or I've just not got the joke?
I think that's your best avatar yet!
black'n'yellow
Guest
Out at the weekend with caravan in tow came a cross 3 roadies all cycling abreast,they knew i was behind them and made no attempt to go single file indeed one of them just sniggered when he looked back
So after half a mile i just drove straight past them forcing all 3 to the inside two of whom collided with each other.
i pulled up jumped out and gave the third one a smack in the mouth was tempted to take the bikes and give them all an hiding but the cops turned up.
Cops took statement and i was told to go on my way.
f***ing roadies when ever you see a group of them on the road they think they own it.
