Insignificant observations.

[Fnaar]

I really should go out and buy some well thought out Christmas presents

 

[Pottsy]

Isn't toast great?

 

[Pottsy]

Carpet fluff.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Need to get a new diary.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

And cheese, too. If only I could think of a way to combine them!

Toast on cheese, hmmm, could be messy. No, can't think of any way to do it.

 

[Fnaar]

Toast on cheese, hmmm, could be messy. No, can't think of any way to do it.

Perhaps pour Worcester Sauce into the toaster? Then shove the cheese on top of it?

 

[Spinney]

The snow is now slush and the sun has come out.

 

[Globalti]

A girl at college once sandpapered my face for a laugh. It was surprisingly painful.

 

[Pottsy]

Not that surprising.

But you have to take the rough with the smooth.

IGMC.

 

[accountantpete]

Arsenal have been drawn against AC/DC

 

[coffeejo]

Sunshine on a windy day
Makes my hat blow, blow, blow away.

 

[Kestevan]

I have a drawer full of socks, all except 1 pair are black.
Im currently wearing one black and one blue sock.

Must buy a new lightbulb for the bedroom lamp

 

[Pottsy]

Arsenal have been drawn against AC/DC

Are they playing back in black?

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Where's the sock to match the one I took from the washer last week?

 

[postman]

I have got traffic in my shoe.