Insignificant observations.

[TVC]

Do I need a shave tonight, or will it do until tomorrow?

 

[xxmimixx]

Just noticed my reindeer is on the floor!

 

[TheDoctor]

I can hear music outside.

 

[Arch]

I hoovered!

 

[Crackle]

How can this dog shed so much hair and not be bald...

 

[ColinJ]

And I have a hole in my right sock.

I have holes in nearly all of my socks because of a carpet tack which is sticking out of my stair carpet and which sometimes catches my heels when I am walking down the stairs. I have known about this tack since 1988 but keep forgetting to find a hammer and knock it in! So far, it must have ruined about 100 pairs of socks ...

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I'm going to mash my potatoes

I'm going to batter my sausage

 

[NormanD]

I should have saved that fart for under the bed sheets

 

[ianrauk]

Ash was a deserved winner , though they were all fantastic dishes.

 

[TVC]

Is my cat asleep or just ignoring me?

Unless I move round to the head end I will not know. However if I move she will either wake up, or stop ignoring me.

I know how Schrodinger* felt.

* I'll correct the spelling when I'm sober.

 

[Fnaar]

I'm going to batter my sausage

I'm going to marinade my plums

 

[ianrauk]

why are the bulbs of the candle arch brighter one end then the other.. that's why the bulb went. Must be faulty.

 

[Arch]

why are the bulbs of the candle arch brighter one end then the other.. that's why the bulb went. Must be faulty.

Is the far end from the plug dimmer?

That's coz the electricity gets tired going up and down the steps...

 

[Strick]

What colour is it?

Black, with a small St George's flag near the top.

 

[vernon]

My belly button fluff isn't blue.