Insignificant observations.

[tyred]

There's a box of paperclips on my desk.

I think I have only used two in the 7 years I've worked here.

How long will I need to work to finish off the box?

 

[ianrauk]

My pastrami & cream cheese bagel could have done with another minute under the grill

 

[coffeejo]

My pastrami & cream cheese bagel could have done with another minute under the grill

All you ever think about is food

 

[NormanD]

My coffee has a skin on it

 

[Pottsy]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

 

[ianrauk]

All you ever think about is food

Look at my mileage ticker and that gives the reason...

 

[coffeejo]

Look at my mileage ticker and that gives the reason...

Show-off

 

[colly]

My dog has a dingleberry.

 

[ianrauk]

Show-off

Yup...

 

[tyred]

Why does the clock in work always seem to run so slowly?

 

[deanE]

why do they call it a cheese grater, when it makes it smaller?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Run out of staples, again!

 

[Night Train]

Hmmm, the tv isn't on, nor is the radio.

 

[coffeejo]

I hoovered!

 

[Fnaar]

I'm going to mash my potatoes