Irn-Bru? Scottish Blethering Thread

[Pat "5mph"]

Thanks @snorri
Our GoBike is actively promoting interest in this survey.
Haven't had time to do it yet gonna do it right de nou

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Sunday, the last post?
Have you all moved darn sarf?

or has the shock news, AG Barr are reducing the amount of sugar in the Bru flabbergasted ye?

 

[Slick]

Time we rebuilt that wall and got they southern gents to pay for it.

 

[Scoosh]

Time we rebuilt that wall and got they southern gents to pay for it.

Not sure the Italians would be too keen have enough money to redo that Hadrian's one ...

 

[Edwardoka]

Time we rebuilt that wall and got they southern gents to pay for it.

I was down in Gretna on Tuesday night. Spoke to a lot of great people. Wonderful people. Very smart! They looked forward to making Carlisle pay to build a 600 foot wall made of ice. It'll be fantastic. Everyone said so.

My detractors... my detractors, by the way, have you ever been to Gretna? Very nice town. They voted for me. Great town.
My detractors at failing CBN (Castle Black News) very keen to play down the great positive impact the Wall will have on the economy. Sad!

 

[Pat "5mph"]

by the way, have you ever been to Gretna?

Yes, last summer, when I cycled to the Lakes and Back

 

[Edwardoka]

Yes, last summer, when I cycled to the Lakes and Back

WHY DOES NO-ONE APPRECIATE MY AWESOMELY ON POINT TRUMP PARODIES

Didn't you ride NCN74? Isn't it utterly horrendous?

 

[Scoosh]

WHY DOES NO-ONE APPRECIATE MY AWESOMELY ON POINT TRUMP PARODIES

So sorry - I was elsewhere on CC and wasn't aware you were logged in.

I even recognised it as a Trump parody ...

 

[Pat "5mph"]

WHY DOES NO-ONE APPRECIATE MY AWESOMELY ON POINT TRUMP PARODIES

Didn't you ride NCN74? Isn't it utterly horrendous?

Sorry, I didn't actually understand a word of what you posted, apart from "has anybody been to Gretna"
NCN74 is no bad, stop speaking posh

 

[Edwardoka]

So sorry - I was elsewhere on CC and wasn't aware you were logged in.

I even recognised it as a Trump parody ...

I was primarily addressing @Pat "5mph" rather than the entirety of CycleChat as a collective but thanks

 

[Edwardoka]

Sorry, I didn't actually understand a word of what you posted

My parody was spot-on then!

NCN74 is no bad, stop speaking posh

You must have missed the bit where you were riding in a dodgy gravel-strewn muddy verge inches away from trucks thundering past at 60mph every two minutes...
Or the bit where you repeatedly got ordered to dismount and cross the road only to be unceremoniously dumped back into the road 200 metres later.
Or...

 

[Pat "5mph"]

You must have missed the bit where you were riding in a dodgy gravel-strewn muddy verge inches away from trucks thundering past at 60mph every two minutes...

We had a picnic there, in a lay by

Or the bit where you repeatedly got ordered to dismount and cross the road only to be unceremoniously dumped back into the road 200 metres later.

True this

 

[Col5632]

I actually done some cycling yesterday, it was mountain biking but it was still cycling, I fell off twice and I think I've got it on camera my brother in law got a sore one coming off the 2nd jump on spooky wood at glentress

 

[Pat "5mph"]

How's the bike @Col5632?

 

[Col5632]

How's the bike @Col5632?

Both bikes were hired but no damage, he did dent the rental helmet though lol