Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
All chewing in public should be banned.
Along with saying 'Nom' as you do it!
All chewing in public should be banned.
Along with saying 'Nom' as you do it!
You really really don't like it, do you!!!
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Aw thanks Doug. Had a rough morning and that gave me a much needed smile.
Never seen a giraffe chewing gum though.
Relying on my jokes to cheer you up? Ye gads! It must have been bad!! I just hope you have a better afternoon!!
I have seen giraffes chewing lots of times; they spend a lot of time at it, and there are quite a few that hang around near where my brother-in-law used to live, in Richard's Bay, South Africa.
I always assumed they were chewing the cud, but perhaps I was wrong?
(I wonder how they get the wrappers open? Although, having the stomachs they do, perhaps they don't bother, just eat it wrapper and all. And they could probably get it by just levering it up off the ground with their tongues).
Or maybe I have the same tragic humour?? ;-)
My commiserations, seriously!!
There must be a self help group or something out there for you!
Depends where you stick it when you have finished chewing.Do you include Nicorette in the rude catorgary.It drives me nuts.
Isn't all saliva mildly antiseptic? Which is why dogs and other beasties literally 'lick their wounds'?