Isn't it great...

[Yellow Fang]

that we have two such prominent cyclists in positions of power, and both of them Old Etonions too.

 

[zimzum42]

I love it, especially as it pisses off so many yoghurt knitters

 

[Eat MY Dust]

I love it, especially as it pisses off so many yoghurt knitters

How do you knit yoghurt?

 

[Night Train]

How do you knit yoghurt?

In the same way as you grind your own sandles.

 

[Chuffy]

How do you knit yoghurt?

I think it's an skill that you acquire the second you start giving a toss about anyone other than yourself.

 

[Maz]

Um, it would be even greater if I knew who you're referring to...

 

[Chuffy]

Um, it would be even greater if I knew who you're referring to...

Boris Johnson, David Cameron. Oh and 14 of Cameron's front bench. In fact, a tidy percentage of the next govt. All went to Eton.

 

[redshift]

What chance have you got against a tie and a crest...?

 

[Flying_Monkey]

It's yoghurt weavers... and muesli knitters. Alexei Sayle BTW - great stuff.

 

[Chuffy]

It's yoghurt weavers... and muesli knitters. Alexei Sayle BTW - great stuff.

He doesn't read the Guardian, he wasn't to know.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Boris Johnson, David Cameron. Oh and 14 of Cameron's front bench. In fact, a tidy percentage of the next govt. All went to Eton.

Eton's motto is "Cabinet makers to the Queen."

 

[Disgruntled Goat]

They aren't cyclists. They are twats on bikes. There is a difference.

 

[Yellow Fang]

What chance have you got against a tie and a crest...?

Ahhh
I always heard that as 'What chance have you got against the tired oppressed.' It never seemed to make total sense to me.

 

[Yellow Fang]

They aren't cyclists. They are twats on bikes. There is a difference.

One man's cyclist is another man's twat on a bike. I don't think we should introduce spurious cyclist differences here.

 

[Chuffy]

One man's cyclist is another man's twat on a bike. I don't think we should introduce spurious cyclist differences here.

The second part of Grumpy Goat's statement is pretty hard to dispute! But yes, once you start trying to define what constitutes a 'real' cyclist as opposed to a POB then the ice under your feet starts to creak alarmingly.