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JohnRedcoRn

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i never imagined cycling could be so interesting. Once i've got enough essential kit i think i'll consider a cam. Set my recordings to a suitable soundtrack and make my wife sit through it with a bottle of wine. Perhaps i'll include a commentary - this would be a cracker, me humming away to myself, the occasional random laughter , like you do, the odd "oh look a caterpillar"......"wow a fox" "pikey b***ards!!" "hm nice sunset" "FOR F**KS SAKE GIVE ME A BIT ROOM YOU TW** - BLOODY RANGE ROVERS !!!" "WOW that view is stunning" "ooooooh my sore arse!" "christ this wind is a ba***rd today" "these bloody roads are in a shocking state, what am i paying my council tax and car tax for???" "is that a heron ?" "oh there goes another proper cyclist overtaking me"
"i bloody hate hills" "i'll just stop and adjust me knackers and hope no one drives past with children in the car"

all this in the space of 10 miles, i'd be like the anti-mark beaumont. I think the archers theme would be good.
 
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