Ive bought...

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by yenrod, 1 Apr 2008.

  1. yenrod

    yenrod Guest

    ...a four-wheel drive !

    As some of you may have noticed over the past few weeks ive been mentioning how tight i am with cash etc...

    So I decided to spend some of it and bought a Porsche Cayenne !

    It drives wonderfully - so luxuriant, leather seats climate control the works :smile:

    Yes all this talk of cars and the hatred towards them has made me go the other way !

    As I'm 35yrs now never owned a nice motor in my life and soo decided to splash out !!!

    Sorry all you cyclist enthusiasts but I just had to have it!

    Sorry :biggrin:
  2. Milo

    Milo Veteran

    Melksham, Wilts
    April fool?
  3. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Penarth, Wales
    All that money and you still didn't buy the best one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. ChrisKH

    ChrisKH Shorts Adjustment Expert

    Pervert. :biggrin:
  5. walker

    walker New Member

    Bromley, Kent
    Eurgh, Leather seats. Nice car though.
    Hate leather in the summer, it gets sticky and really hot.
  6. fossyant

    fossyant Ride It Like You Stole It!

    South Manchester
    He just made the 12.00pm deadline...so I'll let him off ! - No April 1st jokes after 12.....

    And if you do own one - you can sod right off this forum ;);)
  7. OP

    yenrod Guest

    Milsy sussed me 1st go - bugger !
  8. summerdays

    summerdays Cycling in the sun Moderator

    I just fell for one in the local paper:


    An idea to turn the M32 into one way traffic at peak times, inward-am, outward-pm. Complete with a quote from sustrans saying they had ignored cyclists in their plans. Part of the problem why I believed it is that Bristol City council do come up with some really daft ideas (the other part being I am gulliable:biggrin:). Luckily I read the responses at the end.
  9. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    It wasn't that hard to work out Yenners, we know you're a scouser! ;)
  10. OP

    yenrod Guest

    Listen Tyler - the south have been raping the North for years so dont give me that vitriolic crap...

    Southern Numpty !
  11. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    Aye aye aye, calm down, calm down.

    Lee "Where's the crack?" Yenrod
  12. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    Where's yer famous sense of humour gone man? You used to be a laff! :sad:
  13. Sh4rkyBloke

    Sh4rkyBloke Jaffa Cake monster

    Manchester, UK
    You want Dom on your backside??? :tongue:

    I'll leave you boys to it. :ohmy:

    Taxi !!!
  14. OP

    yenrod Guest


    Yep can be quite a laff..

    One liner for this:

    'On my backside DOM !'
  15. dessertwarrior

    dessertwarrior New Member

    summerdays wrote: I just fell for one in the local paper:


    ... so this para didn't give it away then?

    quote: The scheme, known as the All Purpose Road Inversion Lane For Oncoming and Outgoing Loads, is the brainchild of experts who have spent months studying traffic flows in and out of Bristol.

    ... you are right, 'gullible' is the word :evil:
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