Ive bought...

[yenrod]

...a four-wheel drive !

As some of you may have noticed over the past few weeks ive been mentioning how tight i am with cash etc...

So I decided to spend some of it and bought a Porsche Cayenne !

It drives wonderfully - so luxuriant, leather seats climate control the works

Yes all this talk of cars and the hatred towards them has made me go the other way !

As I'm 35yrs now never owned a nice motor in my life and soo decided to splash out !!!

Sorry all you cyclist enthusiasts but I just had to have it!

Sorry

 

[Milo]

April fool?

 

[Keith Oates]

All that money and you still didn't buy the best one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ChrisKH]

Pervert.

 

[walker]

Eurgh, Leather seats. Nice car though.
Hate leather in the summer, it gets sticky and really hot.

 

[fossyant]

He just made the 12.00pm deadline...so I'll let him off ! - No April 1st jokes after 12.....

And if you do own one - you can sod right off this forum

 

[yenrod]

Milsy sussed me 1st go - bugger !

 

[summerdays]

I just fell for one in the local paper:

http://www.thisisbristol.com/displa...erPk=83726&pNodeId=144922&page=2&page=1#views

An idea to turn the M32 into one way traffic at peak times, inward-am, outward-pm. Complete with a quote from sustrans saying they had ignored cyclists in their plans. Part of the problem why I believed it is that Bristol City council do come up with some really daft ideas (the other part being I am gulliable). Luckily I read the responses at the end.

 

[domtyler]

Milsy sussed me 1st go - bugger !

It wasn't that hard to work out Yenners, we know you're a scouser!

 

[yenrod]

It wasn't that hard to work out Yenners, we know you're a scouser!

Listen Tyler - the south have been raping the North for years so dont give me that vitriolic crap...

Southern Numpty !

 

[domtyler]

Listen Tyler - the south have been raping the North for years so dont give me that vitriolic crap...

Southern Numpty !

Aye aye aye, calm down, calm down.

Lee "Where's the crack?" Yenrod

 

[domtyler]

Where's yer famous sense of humour gone man? You used to be a laff!

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

You want Dom on your backside???

I'll leave you boys to it.




Taxi !!!

 

[yenrod]

Where's yer famous sense of humour gone man? You used to be a laff!

Aye aye aye, calm down, calm down.

Lee "Where's the crack?" Yenrod

Yep can be quite a laff..

One liner for this:

'On my backside DOM !'

 

[dessertwarrior]

summerdays wrote: I just fell for one in the local paper:

http://www.thisisbristol.com/display...2&page=1#views

... so this para didn't give it away then?

quote: The scheme, known as the All Purpose Road Inversion Lane For Oncoming and Outgoing Loads, is the brainchild of experts who have spent months studying traffic flows in and out of Bristol.

... you are right, 'gullible' is the word