kate moss deniers

[Abitrary]

Have you ever noticed when you say you fancy kate moss, some twat always says:

"Ooh, I prefer a bit of meat of my women. Kate moss looks like a young boy. Is that what you like, is it? Young boys? Is it young boys you like?"

I'm sure the types who say this are idiots and their wifes are massive.

If kate moss met my eyes across a trendy wine bar, whilst sucking a mojito through a straw, and gave me a coy little seductive look, then the elastic bit that holds my eyes together would snap and my arms would drop off.

 

[dudi]

is that what you like then? young boys sucking mojitos?

 

[dudi]

just to qualify that, if she wasn't a smack-head, she'd get my vote... if you know what i mean.

 

[Abitrary]

She only took the drugs to look popular. I can tell a proper spiker.

 

[Noodley]

...the elastic bit that holds my eyes together would snap and my arms would drop off.

She'd probably find you attractive if that happended...

 

[Abitrary]

I'm sure she wouldeldy

 

[Noodley]

I'm sure she wouldeldy

But only if that happened.

 

[Chuffy]

I mean, who could resist an eyeless, armless Abitrary slurring into his Babycham?

 

[Abitrary]

Nope, you're wrong. Those catlike bohemian-aspected waifs tend to go for me.

 

[Chuffy]

Nope, you're wrong. Those catlike bohemian-aspected waifs tend to go for me.

You're obviously shaped like a big warm beanbag.

 

[Abitrary]

Do fancy kate moss, either of you?

 

[Moose]

I'd smash her back doors in.

 

[Noodley]

Do fancy kate moss, either of you?

I think she is quite attractive when she is made up and air-brushed. But then again so would I be. And she's a bit porky compared to me

Abitrary, if it's boyish looks and slim hips...

 

[Abitrary]

She's not boyish. She's bohemian looking. Sort of ukrainish. Sexy cutesy yet evil looking.

 

[GentleBenn]

Have you ever noticed when you say you fancy kate moss, some twat always says:

"Ooh, I prefer a bit of meat of my women. Kate moss looks like a young boy. Is that what you like, is it? Young boys? Is it young boys you like

If kate moss met my eyes across a trendy wine bar, whilst sucking a mojito through a straw, and gave me a coy little seductive look, then the elastic bit that holds my eyes together would snap and my arms would drop off.

is that what you like then? young boys sucking mojitos?

dudi ,that avatar makes me chuckle where did you get it from ?